YOU SEE THAT SCRAWNY Apprentice Wizard OVER THERE?! HE'S WEAK!! A FAILURE OF MAGIC!! ONLY A TRUE MASTER OF THE ARCANE CAN SUPPLEX THEIR ENEMIES WITH THEIR RAW MYSTICAL POWER!! MUSCLE WIZARD IS HERE TO TELL YOU THE RULES OF MAGIC, AND THE RULES ARE SIMPLE: LIFT!! NEVER SKIP LEG DAY!! GUZZLE ALL THE PROTEIN POWDER!! SNORT STEROIDS OFF GLASS LIKE THE COCAINE IT IS FOR YOUR MUSCLES, AND CAST YOUR FIST RIGHT THOUGH YOUR ENEMY'S FACE!!

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