Big Unblockable Butts

Commander / EDH* Toughness Matters Unblockable Venture Into the Dungeon WU (Azorius)

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Creature (30)

• 1x Aarakocra Sneak
• 1x Archivist of Oghma
• 1x Benthic Infiltrator
• 1x Cephalid Facetaker
• 1x Charix, the Raging Isle
• 1x Daxos, Blessed by the Sun
• 1x Fae of Wishes
• 1x Feywild Caretaker
• 1x Giant Killer
• 1x God-Pharaoh's Faithful
• 1x Goliath Paladin
• 1x Gray Harbor Merfolk
• 1x Imoen, Mystic Trickster
• 1x Jareth, Leonine Titan
• 1x Jhessian Balmgiver
• 1x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 1x Ornithopter
• 1x Palace Guard
• 1x Passwall Adept
• 1x Phyrexian Walker
• 1x Secret Door
• 1x Slither Blade
• 1x Sunscape Familiar
• 1x Surge Mare
• 1x Suspicious Bookcase
• 1x Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive
• 1x The Council of Four
• 1x The Reality Chip
• 1x Vedalken Infiltrator
• 1x White Plume Adventurer

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Artful Dodge
• 1x Cone of Cold
• 1x Slaughter the Strong
• 1x Slip Through Space

Artifact (14)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Dungeoneer's Pack
• 1x Glaring Spotlight
• 1x Goggles of Night
• 1x Manifold Key
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mystery Key
• 1x Robe of Stars
• 1x Sarevok's Tome
• 1x Shield of the Righteous
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Trailblazer's Torch
• 1x Wedding Invitation

Land (32)

• 1x Access Tunnel
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Deserted Beach
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hengegate Pathway  ^Flip
• 11x Island
• 1x Otawara, Soaring City
• 13x Plains
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment

Instant (8)

• 1x Aegis of the Heavens
• 1x Bane's Contingency
• 1x Bar the Door
• 1x Blur
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Refuse to Yield
• 1x Run Away Together
• 1x You're Ambushed on the Road

Commanders (2)

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Aqueous Form
• 1x Chosen by Heliod
• 1x Eland Umbra
• 1x Flickering Ward
• 1x Fly
• 1x High Alert
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Staggering Insight
• 1x Stoneskin
• 1x Undercellar Sweep

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Creature (8)

• 1x Blessed Orator
• 1x Giant Ox
• 1x Go-Shintai of Lost Wisdom
• 1x Jeering Homunculus
• 1x Priests of Norn
• 1x Sai, Master Thopterist
• 1x Veteran Armorer
• 1x Yuan-Ti Malison

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Conclave's Blessing
• 1x Holy Armor
• 1x Steel of the Godhead
• 1x Writ of Passage

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Distortion Strike

Instant (2)

• 1x Iron Will
• 1x Wings of the Cosmos

Artifact (1)

• 1x Slagwurm Armor

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Just creatures with big butts that deal combat damage based on how big their booty is.

Win cons: Deal high amounts of unblockable butt damage. Take the initiative and venture through the Undercity for double butt damage from commander.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	18 - 0 Rares 32 - 0 Uncommons 26 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.35
Tokens	Dungeon: Dungeon of the Mad Mage, Dungeon: Lost Mine of Phandelver, Dungeon: Tomb of Annihilation, Dungeon: Undercity, Faerie Dragon 1/1 U, Goblin 1/1 R, Knight 2/2 W, On an Adventure, Skeleton 1/1 B, Skeleton 4/1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, The Atropal, The Initiative, Treasure