Multani's Hardwood & Hydra Tentacle Porn Emporium

Commander / EDH* Mono-Green Theme/Gimmick Tribal

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Creature (17)

• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Genesis Hydra
• 1x God-Eternal Rhonas
• 1x Heroes' Bane
• 1x Hungering Hydra
• 1x Hydra Broodmaster
• 1x Impervious Greatwurm
• 1x Kalonian Hydra
• 1x Karametra's Acolyte
• 1x Nylea, God of the Hunt
• 1x Oran-Rief Hydra
• 1x Panglacial Wurm
• 1x Primordial Hydra
• 1x Prowling Serpopard
• 1x Shaman of Forgotten Ways
• 1x Stonecoil Serpent
• 1x Yeva, Nature's Herald

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Gaea's Touch
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Hardened Scales
• 1x Primal Rage
• 1x Prodigious Growth

Land (35)

• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Drownyard Temple
• 1x Encroaching Wastes
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fertile Thicket
• 24x Forest
• 1x Hollow Trees
• 1x Karn's Bastion
• 1x Lotus Field
• 1x Mage-Ring Network
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Rogue's Passage

Artifact (7)

• 1x Bow of Nylea
• 1x Dowsing Dagger  ^Flip
• 1x Dragon Throne of Tarkir
• 1x Emerald Medallion
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sword of Truth and Justice
• 1x The Great Henge

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Garruk Wildspeaker
• 1x Nissa, Worldwaker

Commander (1)

Instant (7)

• 1x Aspect of Hydra
• 1x Become Immense
• 1x Forced Landing
• 1x Plummet
• 1x Shrink
• 1x Snare the Skies
• 1x Spore Cloud

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Increasing Savagery
• 1x Nissa's Renewal
• 1x Tempt with Discovery

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Multani, Yavimaya's Avatar leads a band of Hydras & Wurms in a tentacle porn extravaganza, hoping for a big load with Aetherflux Reservoir . I know a lot of people like to tout the significant superiority of his predecessory, Multani, Maro-Sorcerer , but I figured given what this deck is trying to do, new-Multani makes more sense.

So.
I was browsing Gatherer for legendary creatures to build new decks around, and got to thinking that I need a new mono-colored deck that follows a theme, similar to my blue water creature/Timmy deck: Thassa's Deep Throat and my red Chandra tribal I am Chandra, Hear My Flame Roar!. As of 21 August 2019, I still can't decide what commanders I'd want to pilot a mono-white or mono-black deck, but I found my flavor theme in Hydras and Hentai. But instead of having Gargos, Vicious Walker as the obvious (and probably better) Hydra tribal deck leader (because...you know, those abilities...), I thought the legendary Woodman Multani, Yavimaya's Avatar made sense as our pornographic, phallic hero. The hydras are, of course, hydra-tentacle monsters, with a few guest appearances from a few Wurms, a Dragon, and the one-and-only Emrakul, the Promised End . Prowling Serpopard just barely fits as a Snake, but is also the absolute perfect fit because its creature types could also be translated as, "pussy dong."

Courser of Kruphix , Karametra's Acolyte , and Yeva, Nature's Herald play our damsels in distress, each possibly harboring the coveted Door of Destinies - yay female genital joke!
And of course, no hentai-themed deck would be complete without Aetherflux Reservoir as the big payoff. I just need to find some more flavorful lifegain to help the big guy along...

Have I stepped over the line with this deck?
A few lines?
...I'm sorry...

Date added	4 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 24 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	77
Avg. CMC	3.76
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Hydra */* G, Plant 0/2 G
Folders	Commander