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Commander / EDH*

Brighton-Morrs

Creature (25)

• 1x Anger
• 1x Arms Dealer
• 1x Beetleback Chief
• 1x Bloodmark Mentor
• 1x Goblin Assassin
• 1x Goblin Chieftain
• 1x Goblin Chirurgeon
• 1x Goblin Diplomats
• 1x Goblin Kaboomist
• 1x Goblin King
• 1x Goblin Lookout
• 1x Goblin Rabblemaster
• 1x Goblin Recruiter
• 1x Goblin Ringleader
• 1x Goblin Snowman
• 1x Goblin Tinkerer
• 1x Goblin Warchief
• 1x Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician
• 1x Krenko, Mob Boss
• 1x Mogg Maniac
• 1x Obsidian Fireheart
• 1x Skirk Fire Marshal
• 1x Squee, Goblin Nabob
• 1x Stigma Lasher
• 1x Zo-Zu the Punisher

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded

Land (39)

• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Scrying Sheets
• 36x Snow-Covered Mountain
• 1x Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Fervor
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Goblin Assault
• 1x Goblin Warrens
• 1x Goblinslide
• 1x Grand Melee
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Impatience
• 1x Impending Disaster
• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Pandemonium
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Spellshock

Artifact (8)

• 1x Arena of the Ancients
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Goblin Charbelcher
• 1x Mana Web
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Nim Deathmantle
• 1x Ruby Medallion

Instant (1)

• 1x Puppet's Verdict

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Dragon Fodder
• 1x Empty the Warrens
• 1x Goblin Game
• 1x Goblin Grenade
• 1x Goblin Offensive
• 1x Goblin Rally
• 1x Goblin Scouts
• 1x Hordeling Outburst
• 1x Illicit Auction
• 1x Mogg Infestation

Commander (1)

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Maybeboard

Land (4)

• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x High Market
• 1x Kher Keep

Instant (3)

• 1x Boil
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Red Elemental Blast

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So recently a lot of my commander buddies have gotten into playing "MLG" decks. Decks that take the fun out of the format. I had two options: Join them,or destroy their hopes and dreams. Naturally I picked the latter option without hesitation.

My quest for dreamcrushing originally put me into control decks and the color blue. After a couple tests and designs I decided I'd rather play something fun that can still undermine the "MLG" decks.

After a bit more research, I got an idea, a glorious idea. Red deck wins... but it wasn't enough. I had to make a bad deck that still steamrolls the good decks.

After a couple days of design I was left with this, a deck that runs a troll commander full of hate cards. There's a few combos for actual wincons and stuff, but the premise of this deck is to stop other people from winning the game.

If you feel that you can help me troll the crap out a game, then please write any ideas or suggestions below!

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	101
Avg. CMC	3.39
Tokens	1/1 R Token Creature Goblin Scout, Goblin 1/1 R, Land Mine