Irritation as a wincon

Commander / EDH* UBR (Grixis)

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Sorcery (35)

• 1x Acquire
• 1x Bitter Ordeal
• 1x Bribery
• 1x Collision of Realms
• 1x Cranial Extraction
• 1x Denying Wind
• 1x Dispossess
• 1x Eradicate
• 1x Eternal Dominion
• 1x Extract
• 1x Head Games
• 1x Infinite Obliteration
• 1x Knowledge Exploitation
• 1x Life's Finale
• 1x Lost Legacy
• 1x Memoricide
• 1x Mindblaze
• 1x Molten Psyche
• 1x Necromentia
• 1x Neverending Torment
• 1x Nightmare Incursion
• 1x Perish the Thought
• 1x Polymorph
• 1x Praetor's Grasp
• 1x Sadistic Sacrament
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Shape Anew
• 1x Slaughter Games
• 1x Stain the Mind
• 1x Thought Hemorrhage
• 1x Transmogrify
• 1x Tunnel Vision
• 1x Unmoored Ego
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Winds of Change

Land (35)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 7x Island
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Shipwreck Marsh
• 1x Stormcarved Coast
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 12x Swamp
• 1x Training Center
• 1x Xander's Lounge

Artifact (8)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Grinning Totem
• 1x Jester's Cap
• 1x Jester's Mask
• 1x Lantern of Insight
• 1x Psychogenic Probe
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (6)

• 1x Archive Trap
• 1x Blessed Reincarnation
• 1x Extirpate
• 1x Invasive Surgery
• 1x Spellshift
• 1x Test of Talents

Commander (1)

Creature (13)

• 1x Boggart Forager
• 1x Cosi's Trickster
• 1x Earwig Squad
• 1x Kotose, the Silent Spider
• 1x Maralen of the Mornsong
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Opposition Agent
• 1x Rootwater Thief
• 1x Shimian Specter
• 1x Soldier of Fortune
• 1x Sphinx Ambassador
• 1x Thada Adel, Acquisitor
• 1x Varragoth, Bloodsky Sire

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Psychic Surgery

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor

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You’ll never actually win with this deck. The entire purpose is just to annoy the table by making them shuffle their deck a bunch.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 60 - 0 Rares 6 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.82
Tokens	Zombie 2/2 B