Squee: All the hats

Commander / EDH Casual Goblins Mono-Red Multiplayer

Snickles@EDH_only

Artifact (43)

• 1x Argentum Armor
• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Banshee's Blade
• 1x Batterskull
• 1x Bonehoard
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Cathar's Shield
• 1x Champion's Helm
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Endless Atlas
• 1x Gauntlet of Power
• 1x Grafted Exoskeleton
• 1x Grafted Wargear
• 1x Hammer of Nazahn
• 1x Hero's Blade
• 1x Infiltration Lens
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Liquimetal Coating
• 1x Loreseeker's Stone
• 1x Magebane Armor
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Nim Deathmantle
• 1x Nuisance Engine
• 1x Oblivion Stone
• 1x Predator, Flagship
• 1x Prowler's Helm
• 1x Ronin Warclub
• 1x Sai of the Shinobi
• 1x Serum Tank
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spine of Ish Sah
• 1x Stormrider Rig
• 1x Strandwalker
• 1x Strata Scythe
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Sword of Vengeance
• 1x Tenza, Godo's Maul
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots

Sorcery (8)

• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Molten Disaster
• 1x Red Sun's Zenith
• 1x Structural Distortion
• 1x Sudden Demise

Land (38)

• 1x Flamekin Village
• 1x Kher Keep
• 33x Mountain
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

Instant (4)

• 1x Beacon of Destruction
• 1x Into the Core
• 1x Shattering Pulse
• 1x Starstorm

Commander (1)

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Aggravated Assault
• 1x Bludgeon Brawl
• 1x Ghirapur AEther Grid
• 1x Smoke

Creature (2)

• 1x Darksteel Myr
• 1x Stuffy Doll

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Squee, the Immortal! Has there been a harder card to deal with as a commander? Not really. That's why I decided for a challenge, the deck CANNOT contain any creature capable of killing him, nor may any creature in, or created by, the deck may be larger or more imposing than its general (including morph, the ability to tap for 1 damage, or any other means that might injure the poor goblin). Let the bloody goblin onslaught begin!

Defense

Smoke and Crawlspace help minimize the opposing forces heading in, while Nuisance Engine and Kher Keep provide easy chumps until Darksteel Myr and Stuffy Doll can come out to play. I ended up opting out of Blood Moon, as it tends to draw more hate in larger games, and Squee needs to be underestimated in those situations. Ghirapur AEther Grid allows the equipment to pull double duty, killing off weak creatures before they even get going, and the living weapons provide short-term blockers before squee puts them on. Darksteel Forge is boardwipe insurance, or, if nothing else, something that forces the target to exile it, instead of some other piece of equipment.

Offense

I Won't lie - the sole reason Bludgeon Brawl is in the deck is because the mental image of squee beating someone with Darksteel Forge or its like is too damn funny. The fact that it gives the deck some extra versatility once squee has his regular pants on is a bonus. Strata Scythe and Bonehoard are usually the bigger boosts, but the higher priority is getting squee out of ping range. for that reason, I opted towards the lower end of equip costs, with Grafted Wargear, Champion's Helm, or Tenza, Godo's Maul. in addition, Hero's Blade and Stormrider Rig can auto equip when squee hits play. Magebane Armor or Darksteel Plate are crucial to get on squee asap, as the global removal is a bit hard on him. Granted, he is usually pretty cheap to re-cast, but it takes more mana to re-equip him each time as well.

on an unrelated note, I personally hate infect as a mechanic, and treat it as wither. the sole reason I have something in the deck with it is because the card in question is far supperior to the only other source of wither - Blight Sickle (which I will credit to being a great play on words).

Stupid Combos:

Liquimetal Coating + Shattering Pulse turns into permanent removal

Any of these equipment + any of these Nukes for one sided removal

UPDATE: with Squee, the Immortal, this deck will be getting some major updates. just altered it to roughly reflect the real deck.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	4 years
Exclude colors	WUBG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 35 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.29
Tokens	Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, 0/1 C Artifact Creature Pest, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B
Folders	Scrap, Budget Commander Decks, Existing Decks, Vorthos