Prepare thy anus as I hitch my cock

Commander / EDH Casual Combo Theme/Gimmick Tribal WU (Azorius)

The7thBobba

Type Subtype Rarity Color Latest set Latest block Name Board Converted cost Keyword Price Custom

Type Subtype Rarity Name Converted cost Price

Creature (33)

• 1x Angler Drake
• 1x Arctic Aven
• 1x Artificer's Assistant
• 1x Aven Cloudchaser
• 1x Aven Fateshaper
• 1x Aven Mimeomancer
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Aven Skirmisher
• 1x Aven Surveyor
• 1x Azor, the Lawbringer
• 1x Celestial Gatekeeper
• 1x Commander Eesha
• 1x Crookclaw Elder
• 1x Glarecaster
• 1x Gustcloak Savior
• 1x Healer's Hawk
• 1x High Sentinels of Arashin
• 1x Hydromorph Gull
• 1x Ishai, Ojutai Dragonspeaker
• 1x Isperia, Supreme Judge
• 1x Judge's Familiar
• 1x Kangee, Aerie Keeper
• 1x Keeper of the Nine Gales
• 1x Lieutenant Kirtar
• 1x Major Teroh
• 1x Murmuring Mystic
• 1x Rustwing Falcon
• 1x Soulcatcher
• 1x Sphinx Ambassador
• 1x Sunblast Angel
• 1x Suntail Hawk
• 1x Warden of Evos Isle
• 1x Windreader Sphinx

Instant (17)

• 1x Azorius Charm
• 1x Dramatic Rescue
• 1x Emergency Powers
• 1x Essence Scatter
• 1x Fall of the Gavel
• 1x Hindering Light
• 1x Long-Term Plans
• 1x Overrule
• 1x Peek
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Restore the Peace
• 1x Riot Control
• 1x Silence
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Turn to Mist
• 1x Venarian Glimmer
• 1x Wing Shards

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Airborne Aid
• 1x Distant Melody
• 1x Fell the Mighty
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Mass Manipulation
• 1x Search Warrant
• 1x Void Snare

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Dovin, Grand Arbiter

Commander (1)

Land (33)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Celestial Colonnade
• 1x Cloudcrest Lake
• 13x Island
• 12x Plains
• 1x Seaside Haven
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Meadow
• 1x Windbrisk Heights

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Favorable Winds
• 1x Field of Souls
• 1x Soulcatchers' Aerie
• 1x Telepathy

Artifact (4)

• 1x Azorius Cluestone
• 1x Azorius Locket
• 1x Skyblinder Staff
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Sideboard (66)

• 66x Storm Crow

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Alternative names that were also considered:

"No, Brian DON'T!".

Aristophanes: The Gathering.

I'm a bird MotherF, I'm a bird! Look at me MotherF, I'm a Bird!.

Blue Birdie, white birdie, little cloud of death.

Wars come and go, but my Storm Crows stay eternal.

Total Plumage: The Flappening.

Fliers are this deck's Beak and Flutter.

"I swear to Richard Garfield, if you Windstorm me...".

It'll take more than a tuppence...

NB: Sideboard is for when I want to go competitive. But in a casual game, I don't feel like it's fair.

Date added	8 months
Last updated	8 months
Exclude colors	BRG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.30
Tokens	1/1 Bird Illusion, 1/1 Thopter, 1/1 Spirit, 2/2 Manifest, 1/1 Bird
Folders	EDH