Prepare thy anus as I hitch my cock

Commander / EDH Casual Combo Flying Theme/Gimmick WU (Azorius)

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Creature (41)

• 1x Artificer's Assistant
• 1x Aven Cloudchaser
• 1x Aven Fateshaper
• 1x Aven Mimeomancer
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Aven Skirmisher
• 1x Azor, the Lawbringer
• 1x Bladegriff Prototype
• 1x Cartographer's Hawk
• 1x Commander Eesha
• 1x Crookclaw Elder
• 1x Empyrean Eagle
• 1x Glarecaster
• 1x Gustcloak Savior
• 1x Healer's Hawk
• 1x High Sentinels of Arashin
• 1x Hydromorph Gull
• 1x Ishai, Ojutai Dragonspeaker
• 1x Isperia, Supreme Judge
• 1x Isperia the Inscrutable
• 1x Jubilant Skybonder
• 1x Judge's Familiar
• 1x Kangee, Aerie Keeper
• 1x Kangee, Sky Warden
• 1x Kangee's Lieutenant
• 1x Keeper of the Nine Gales
• 1x Lieutenant Kirtar
• 1x Major Teroh
• 1x Rustwing Falcon
• 1x Sephara, Sky's Blade
• 1x Siani, Eye of the Storm
• 1x Sky Theater Strix
• 1x Soulcatcher
• 1x Sphinx Ambassador
• 1x Steel-Plume Marshal
• 1x Sunblast Angel
• 1x Suntail Hawk
• 1x Thunderclap Wyvern
• 1x Warden of Evos Isle
• 1x Watcher of the Spheres
• 1x Windreader Sphinx

Instant (12)

• 1x Azorius Charm
• 1x Dramatic Rescue
• 1x Emergency Powers
• 1x Essence Scatter
• 1x Fall of the Gavel
• 1x Long-Term Plans
• 1x Overrule
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Restore the Peace
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Venarian Glimmer
• 1x Wing Shards

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Airborne Aid
• 1x Distant Melody
• 1x Fell the Mighty
• 1x Mass Manipulation
• 1x Search Warrant
• 1x Void Snare

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Favorable Winds
• 1x Soulcatchers' Aerie
• 1x Telepathy

Artifact (3)

• 1x Azorius Locket
• 1x Skyblinder Staff
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Commander (1)

Land (34)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Celestial Colonnade
• 1x Cloudcrest Lake
• 12x Island
• 12x Plains
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Seachrome Coast
• 1x Seaside Haven
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Meadow
• 1x Windbrisk Heights

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Sideboard

Creature (66)

• 66x Storm Crow

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Alternative names that were also considered:

"No, Brian DON'T!".

Aristophanes: The Gathering.

I'm a bird MotherF, I'm a bird! Look at me MotherF, I'm a Bird!.

Blue Birdie, white birdie, little cloud of death.

Wars come and go, but my Storm Crows stay eternal.

Total Plumage: The Flappening.

Fliers are this deck's Beak and Flutter.

"I swear to Richard Garfield, if you Windstorm me...".

It'll take more than a tuppence...

NB: Sideboard is for when I want to go competitive. But in a casual game, I don't feel like it's fair.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	3 years
Exclude colors	BRG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 24 - 0 Rares 30 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 66 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.45
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Copy Clone, Manifest 2/2 C
Folders	EDH