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Commander / EDH Aristocrats Bracket 3 Budget Casual Mono-Black Sacrifice

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Goobers (14)

• 1x Accursed Marauder
• 1x Blood Scrivener
• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Bloodsoaked Champion
• 1x Cult Conscript
• 1x Dread Wanderer
• 1x Dusk Legion Zealot
• 1x First-Sphere Gargantua
• 1x Forsaken Miner
• 1x Gravecrawler
• 1x Gutterbones
• 1x Phyrexian Rager
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Vindictive Lich

Draw (6)

• 1x Ayara, First of Locthwain
• 1x Dockside Chef
• 1x Erebos, Bleak-Hearted
• 1x Midnight Reaper
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Starving Revenant

Value (6)

• 1x Bontu the Glorified
• 1x Braids, Arisen Nightmare
• 1x Eradicator Valkyrie
• 1x Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor
• 1x God-Eternal Bontu
• 1x Tymaret, Chosen from Death

Tutors (5)

• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Grim Servant
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Vile Entomber

Control (13)

• 1x Baleful Mastery
• 1x Bile Blight
• 1x Cavalier of Night
• 1x Dismember
• 1x Eaten Alive
• 1x Flare of Malice
• 1x Murderous Rider
• 1x Noxious Gearhulk
• 1x Oubliette
• 1x Ravenous Chupacabra
• 1x Shadowborn Demon
• 1x Soul Shatter
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Ramp (7)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Defiler of Flesh
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum

Finishers (5)

• 1x Archon of Cruelty
• 1x Bloodthrone Vampire
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Junji, the Midnight Sky
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Commander (1)

Mana (38)

• 1x Barren Moor
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Crypt of Agadeem
• 1x Hive of the Eye Tyrant
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 30x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Spawning Pool
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x War Room

Recursion (5)

• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Moira, Urborg Haunt
• 1x Nullpriest of Oblivion
• 1x Phyrexian Delver
• 1x Whip of Erebos

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tons of little goobers to continuously cast a cheap torgaar, nugging all our opponent's down to 20 and then bum rushing them into the ground. you can also set your own life total to 20 with torgarr which can be pretty clutch

other sacrifice options with erebos, ayara, bontu, dockside chef, etc, depending on the situation. throw some of my favourite monoblack removal and a few ramp options and you have the fairly consistent if a bit low power deck that i love

a few budget tutors and additional consistency from draw lands in castle locthwain and war room with expedition map to find them

wincons include cutthroat attrition, some hefty flyers, and gray merchant knockout. commander damage is also pretty scary with torgaar and rogue's passage can make this into a pressing threat for an opponent

updated june 2025, finally caved and put in skullclamp as it is just too good w all the self recurring 2/1s. also oubliette is pretty cheap now i see so i will be trying that out, quite a unique effect

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Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.19
Tokens	On an Adventure
Folders	Backpocket