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PsychoHorrorCardDrawCrazy

Modern*

neosapien


Description

Another deck that is no fun to play against. Watch their faces contort and turn colors as you discard their entire hand and you draw 14 (exponentially worse in multiplayer games).

Master of Feast and Howling Mine/Ensoul Artifact are great fatties that will slow down your opponent and force feed them cards, making your opponent a fatty too. Notion Thief is a twisted, conniving mofo that slips in just in time for a Whispering Madness, making your opponent hate themselves for how fat and out of shape they let their hand get, cause now they have nothing and I have everything. Wahahaha!!!

When my hand gets stuffed, I slim it down with Zombie Infestation (FDA approved), usually just before Whispering Madness. If my graveyard gets stuffed then I scoop it up and just mix it right back into my library by discarding Kozilek, Butcher of Truth or I delve that fatty to eternity with Empty the Pits .

Spellskite and Psychosis Crawler have got Notion Thief's back, as well as the Darkness of night. Tonight's supper guests are gonna put your family through a tornado of shitfire. Now prepare to feast!

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GryZer says... #1

Reminds me of a song from System of a Down :V

March 20, 2016 5:46 a.m.

neosapien says... #2

Hellz yea. Was actually listening to the song and editing this deck when I came up with the name.

March 20, 2016 8:36 p.m.

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Date added 2 years
Last updated 1 month
Legality

This deck is Modern legal.

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.56
Tokens 2/2 Zombie
Views 1099

Revision 61 (1 month ago)

-1 Dark Petition main
+4 Remand main
+4 Mana Leak main
-4 Master of the Feast main
-1 Collective Brutality main
-2 Go for the Throat main
+4 Master of the Feast maybe
+2 Go for the Throat maybe
+1 Dark Petition maybe

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