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Insanity Edh

Commander / EDH* BR (Rakdos) Casual Group Slug Suicide Black Theme/Gimmick

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Enchantment (16)

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Instant (7)

Sorcery (11)

Commander (1)

Commander: Rakdos the Defiler

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Sorcery (1)

Please note how the converted mana cost bars look like a middle finger...

This deck, I made it so I can challenge the ostriches I have marmite and brunch with every other thursday. I hope we don't argue about scrabble any longer and just enjoy the fruit salad. Even if they do sometimes add a little too much coffee creamer.

Fair warning, may make all of your friends be very very afraid of you.

In all seriousness though, this deck is basically built to be utterly ridiculous and hilarious throughout the entire game whether it wins or not hence the incredibly useless cards in the deck, but when this deck does win and it actually can, (phyrexian purge, Master of cruelties, and orcish/goblin artillery) it makes losing to it all the more humiliating since it basically does half the work of killing itself for you.

Stuff on the maybeboard I'd like to add but the cards are sadly illegal, if you have them though and your friends don't care just switch em out for anything in the deck.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in. -Charlie Manson

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy - Manson, Charles

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga? -Charles Willis Manson.

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

No sense makes sense. - Charles Will is Man's Son

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

========== Pro Strats. ==========

Sarkhan the med - use him for card draw mainly, or if you want the koala bear to stop eating your living room give him a dragon.

Okk - He's mainly there to keep the belly button fairy away even if he doesn't attack or block incoming Staples.

Shimatsu the BloodCloaked - He's a great card late game, say you got like a whole buncha cards on the table, you ain't got any room to play pool so you use him and eat up all your other cards and he'll be able to defeat any walrus after that, no matter how juicy.

One with Nothing - it makes a great snack, just play it, dip it in some sour cream and it will heal you 27 infect damage.

Hunted Horror - A cup sweeps the floor, because the nefarious tenor pours freezing cold water on a taxidermist about an onlooker. A philosopher from a debutante approaches the polite piroshki. Indeed, a girl accurately pours freezing cold water on the starlet about a gonad. Sometimes the somewhat darling maestro rejoices, but the gypsy over a dahlia always pees on an onlooker!

Mudhole - Very useful against sand lands, those sandy nubs won't see it coming, trying to sacrifice 6 gummy bears for 2 and a half mana pfft. Scumbags.

Glacial Chasm - Win.

Originally based off this deck http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/ill-just-kill-myself-then-suicidal-deck/

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