Opal-Eye, Ultimate Pain-Slut

Commander / EDH* Mono-White

Pooplord_Is_God

Enchantment (18)

• 1x Ajani's Mantra
• 1x Ajani's Welcome
• 1x Angelic Accord
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Celestial Convergence
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Guilty Conscience
• 1x Heart of Light
• 1x Indestructibility
• 1x Inviolability
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Overwhelming Splendor
• 1x Pariah
• 1x Righteous Aura
• 1x Spectra Ward
• 1x Spiritual Asylum
• 1x Test of Endurance
• 1x Unquestioned Authority

Planeswalker (4)

• 1x Ajani Goldmane
• 1x Ajani, Strength of the Pride
• 1x Ajani, Wise Counselor
• 1x The Wanderer

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Approach of the Second Sun
• 1x Mass Calcify
• 1x Ravnica at War

Artifact (15)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Angel's Feather
• 1x Blinding Powder
• 1x Chaos Wand
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Endless Atlas
• 1x Ghirapur Orrery
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Oathkeeper, Takeno's Daisho
• 1x Oketra's Monument
• 1x Paradise Plume
• 1x Tamiyo's Journal
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Instant (6)

• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Hallow
• 1x Holy Day
• 1x Reverse Damage
• 1x Riot Control
• 1x Safe Passage

Land (40)

• 40x Plains

Commander (1)

Creature (13)

• 1x Angel of Vitality
• 1x Diamond Mare
• 1x Eight-and-a-Half-Tails
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Gideon's Company
• 1x Kitsune Healer
• 1x Kitsune Mystic  ^Flip
• 1x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 1x Pious Kitsune
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Rune-Tail, Kitsune Ascendant  ^Flip
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Soulmender

---

Can you guess how many cards there are that literally say "This creature takes no damage" or something along the lines of that? The answer is so damn many I am making a deck where you literally don't die because this bitch takes all the damage for you like the dirty little whore he is.

I am a very passive player and never really go on the offense, so in all of my glory I made a deck that does literally nothing. The win cons for this deck are all passive stuff such as Approach of the Second Sun so all you have to do is sit and wait. Yes this is a boring deck, yes your friends will be pissed with how slow it will play, and also it is only slow because you have to wait for a win con.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.25
Tokens	*/* W Creature Avatar, Ajani's Pridemate, Angel 4/4 W, Clue, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance