Bolsonaro the Arsonist

Noble BRG (Jund) Combo Jank Land Destruction Madness RG (Gruul)

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Instant (10)

• 4x Fiery Temper
• 4x Manamorphose
• 2x Seething Song

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Devastating Dreams
• 3x Faithless Looting
• 3x Roar of the Wurm

Artifact (4)

• 4x Firewild Borderpost

Creature (21)

• 1x Arrogant Wurm
• 4x Orcish Lumberjack
• 4x Reckless Wurm
• 4x Tinder Wall
• 4x Viridian Emissary
• 4x Young Wolf

Land (19)

• 11x Forest
• 8x Mountain

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Maybeboard

Instant (6)

• 1x Ancient Grudge
• 1x Dangerous Wager
• 1x Fireblast
• 1x Lightning Axe
• 1x Sonic Burst
• 1x Sonic Seizure

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Acorn Harvest
• 1x Burning Inquiry
• 1x Chatter of the Squirrel
• 1x Crack the Earth
• 1x Far Wanderings
• 2x Infernal Plunge
• 1x Recoup
• 1x Search for Tomorrow
• 1x Tremble

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Autumnal Gloom  ^Flip
• 1x Rancor

Artifact (2)

• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Zuran Orb

Creature (30)

• 1x Akki Blizzard-Herder
• 1x Anger
• 1x Blisterpod
• 1x Brindle Shoat
• 1x Centaur Chieftain
• 1x Dragon Egg
• 1x Durkwood Baloth
• 1x Goblin Arsonist
• 1x Groundskeeper
• 1x Gurmag Angler
• 1x Harvest Wurm
• 1x Hissing Iguanar
• 1x Hooting Mandrills
• 1x Keldon Marauders
• 1x Mogg Fanatic
• 1x Moldgraf Scavenger
• 1x Nimble Mongoose
• 1x Perilous Myr
• 1x Primal Druid
• 1x Pyreheart Wolf
• 1x Quirion Druid
• 1x Ruination Rioter
• 1x Rukh Egg
• 1x Strangleroot Geist
• 1x Thresher Lizard
• 1x Tilling Treefolk
• 1x Wall of Tanglecord
• 1x Werebear
• 1x Wirewood Herald
• 1x Yavimaya Elder

Land (2)

• 1x Geothermal Crevice
• 1x Sandstone Needle

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Wipe everything out with Devastating Dreams while setting yourself up to be the only side left standing. Sound familiar?

We're trying to turn the discard from Devastating Dreams into value with Reckless Wurm, Arrogant Wurm, Roar of the Wurm, and Fiery Temper. That means we're usually planning to discard exactly three cards, since any more than that will kill most of our Wurms immediately after playing them. Also, land destruction isn't particularly effective past turn 3 anyway so that's how many lands we're looking to make everyone sacrifice.

That means we need fast mana to get us to at least five mana on turn three so we can cast both Devastating Dreams and a Wurm. Orcish Lumberjack excels here since we were going to have to sacrifice those Forests anyway. Tinder Wall and Seething Song also can get us there, but be careful you save a green mana if you're trying to cast Arrogant Wurm or Roar of the Wurm. Manamorphose can help with that.

The deck requires land, accelerants, and discard targets to function. Faithless Looting attempts to fix hands that lack one of the critical elements and acts as a backup source of discard for when Devastating Dreams has already been cast or is tactically unsound.

Viridian Emissary and Firewild Borderpost ensure we get back on our feet faster than our opponents after the land wipe.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Noble legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 33 - 0 Commons
Cards	61
Avg. CMC	2.60
Tokens	Wurm 6/6 G