Jhoira of the Cheap Fatties

Commander / EDH Budget Theme/Gimmick UR (Izzet)

MCMalzahar

Instant (13)

• 1x Aetherspouts
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Cackling Counterpart
• 1x Clockspinning
• 1x Disdainful Stroke
• 1x Dissolve
• 1x Impact Resonance
• 1x Jace's Ingenuity
• 1x Mindswipe
• 1x Negate
• 1x Nullify
• 1x Timecrafting
• 1x Turn / Burn

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Blast of Genius
• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Decree of Annihilation
• 1x Destructive Force
• 1x Foresee
• 1x Rush of Knowledge
• 1x Stolen Identity
• 1x Teleportal
• 1x Tidings
• 1x Treasure Cruise
• 1x Twinflame

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Aqueous Form
• 1x Control Magic
• 1x Encrust
• 1x Mind Control
• 1x Mind Unbound
• 1x Robe of Mirrors
• 1x Thought Reflection
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Artifact (3)

• 1x Izzet Cluestone
• 1x Izzet Keyrune
• 1x Izzet Signet

Creature (30)

• 1x Aeon Chronicler
• 1x Arbiter of the Ideal
• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Bearer of the Heavens
• 1x Chancellor of the Spires
• 1x Clone
• 1x Deep-Sea Kraken
• 1x Generator Servant
• 1x Greater Gargadon
• 1x Guile
• 1x Hand of Emrakul
• 1x Hateflayer
• 1x Hoard-Smelter Dragon
• 1x Jace's Mindseeker
• 1x Jhoira's Timebug
• 1x Melek, Izzet Paragon
• 1x Mercurial Chemister
• 1x Molten Primordial
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Phyrexian Ingester
• 1x Rift Elemental
• 1x Shivan Sand-Mage
• 1x Siege Dragon
• 1x Soul of Shandalar
• 1x Spellbound Dragon
• 1x Stormtide Leviathan
• 1x Timebender
• 1x Tyrant of Discord
• 1x Ulamog's Crusher
• 1x Wall of Frost

Land (33)

• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 16x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 11x Mountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Swiftwater Cliffs

Unknown (1)

• 1x Charmbreaker Devil

Commander (1)

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Are you tired of people whining at the table? Boring draw-go turns when everyone has 0 lands after that Armageddon turn you off? Well then, get ready for a different take on the greatest (and only) timewizardchick Jhoira of the Cheap Fatties!

Summon gigantic elementals for just 2 mana and a 4 turn bullseye painted on you!

Command titanic leviathans that come into play really really slow, then suddenly get haste and beat the hell out of some unlucky fellow!

Unleash colorful monsters and less colorful lesser Eldrazi, because God knows I can't afford an Ulamog.

Use your opponent's tools, then beat them in the head with them! Control Magic ! Mind Control! Chancelor of the Spires! And of course, the classic Clone!

Draw hundreds of cards! Mind Unbound, Jace's Ingenuity , Rush of Knowledge, then discard those hundreds of cards at the cleanup step... Unless you have a Reliquary Tower. Then pity the fools who don't hold twenty+ cards in their empty hands.

Are you aftaid that your hasty Tyrant of Discord or Bearer of the Heavens will get blocked by a poor 1/1 goblin? Teleportal ! Warstorm Surge!

Afraid to get focused down while your fatties arrive? Countermagic the suckers! Feel their salty tears, as you counter their commander with Mindswipe , then deal 2 damage to their FACE! Plus, there's a wall if you're into that.

Your opponent casually prepare their forces, completely ignoring your upcoming hasty fatties? Well, Shivan Sand-Mage, Timecrafting and Clockspinning will get them on their feet, as a turn 6 Eldrazi crushes their hopes and basic lands!

All this, and much much more for the cheap cheap price of GO GET THIS DECK RIGHT NOW! Jhoira of the Cheap Fatties, now available in 3 languages.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.82
Tokens	Boar 2/2 G, Copy Clone, Morph 2/2 C