Zinnia, a Hare Parent Apparently [Primer]

Commander / EDH* Group Slug RUW (Jeskai, America) Tokens

Tsukimi

Land (34)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 2x Island
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Otawara, Soaring City
• 1x Perilous Landscape
• 10x Plains
• 1x Raugrin Triome
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Spectator Seating
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stormcarved Coast
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Sundown Pass
• 1x Thundering Falls
• 1x Training Center

Creature (46)

• 1x Agate Instigator
• 1x Bennie Bracks, Zoologist
• 1x Delney, Streetwise Lookout
• 1x Enduring Innocence
• 1x General Kreat, the Boltbringer
• 30x Hare Apparent
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Molten Gatekeeper
• 1x Mondrak, Glory Dominus
• 1x Ocelot Pride
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Roaming Throne
• 1x Rumor Gatherer
• 1x Titan of Littjara
• 1x Welcoming Vampire
• 1x Witty Roastmaster

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Roar of Resistance
• 1x Warleader's Call

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Distant Melody
• 1x Raise the Past

Commander (1)

Artifact (9)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Eldrazi Monument
• 1x Herald's Horn
• 1x Locket of Yesterdays
• 1x Pearl Medallion
• 1x Talisman of Conviction
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x Talisman of Progress
• 1x Thrumming Stone

Instant (4)

• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Stroke of Midnight
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

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Maybeboard

Creature (4)

• 1x Arabella, Abandoned Doll
• 1x Devilish Valet
• 1x Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might  ^Flip
• 1x Rapid Augmenter

Enchantment (2)

• 1x City on Fire
• 1x Shared Animosity

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Ghired's Belligerence

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"What's he gonna do, nibble your bum?" Ser Robin's last words.

Indeed, Hare Apparent isn't here to nibble anything, but to jump for the jugular of the whole table.

Hare Apparent gets out of hand fast, even more so when doubled with Zinnia. Then, we play cards like Warleader's Call, Purphoros, God of the Forge, etc to brain everyone in the group for damage. Agate Instigator, Molten Gatekeeper, Witty Roastmaster etc. can be doubled with Zinnia so that we get double damage triggers. Then for each Hare we cast, we double our rabbits more and more while damaging every opponent at the table for each creature we create.

Most of our card draw can also be doubled by Zinnia, like Welcoming Vampire and Enduring Innocence. Delney, Streetwise Lookout will also double these draw triggers. Recruiter of the Guard and card:Imperial Guard (which can also be doubled by Zinnia) can tutor for ETB damage or card draw, whatever you need more.

Very much like the rabbit from Monty Pythons Holy Grail, what people first take as a cute and silly deck will soon be viciously braining them for damage.

Why Play This Deck?

• You want to win
• You like the idea of a strong, functional Group Slug Deck
• You like making crazy amounts of tokens
• You like braining your friends to death with rabbits
• You like making copies of things
• You like drawing a lot of cards

Why Not Play This Deck?

• You don't like straightforward strategies
• You don't like math or too many tokens
• You don't want to be the enemy at the table
• You hate bunnies for some reason??

Let me know what you think!

Date added	1 week
Last updated	2 days
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 37 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.52
Tokens	Agate Instigator 1/1 R, Bird 2/2 U, Cat 1/1 W, City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Elephant 3/3 G, Goblin 1/1 R, Human 1/1 W, Rabbit 1/1 W