The Worst Deck Ever Made

Commander / EDH* Theme/Gimmick

DarthCoercis

Land (34)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Adventurers' Guildhouse
• 1x Barbarian Ring
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Cabal Pit
• 1x Cathedral of Serra
• 1x Centaur Garden
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Contested War Zone
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 2x Forest
• 1x Halls of Mist
• 2x Island
• 1x Karplusan Forest
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Madblind Mountain
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Mountain Stronghold
• 1x Nomad Stadium
• 1x Piranha Marsh
• 2x Plains
• 1x Seafarer's Quay
• 1x Sorrow's Path
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Unholy Citadel
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Instant (5)

• 1x Fateful Showdown
• 1x Malicious Advice
• 1x Mudhole
• 1x One with Nothing
• 1x Slaughter Pact

Creature (25)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Aku Djinn
• 1x Balduvian Shaman
• 1x Chronatog
• 1x Cuombajj Witches
• 1x Ebon Praetor
• 1x Electric Eel
• 1x Fledgling Djinn
• 1x Goldnight Castigator
• 1x Homarid
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Leveler
• 1x Minion of Tevesh Szat
• 1x Nameless Race
• 1x Orcish Artillery
• 1x Perplexing Chimera
• 1x Personal Incarnation
• 1x Phyrexian Negator
• 1x Scornful Egotist
• 1x Soldevi Steam Beast
• 1x Taniwha
• 1x Veldrane of Sengir
• 1x Volcano Hellion
• 1x Witch-Maw Nephilim
• 1x Wood Elemental

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Bond of Agony
• 1x Devastating Summons
• 1x Dubious Challenge
• 1x Enter the Infinite
• 1x Fiery Justice
• 1x Flame Rift
• 1x Goblin Game
• 1x Hellfire
• 1x Last Stand
• 1x Madcap Experiment
• 1x Mana Clash
• 1x Scrambleverse
• 1x Trait Doctoring

Commander (1)

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Descent into Madness
• 1x Divine Intervention
• 1x Goblin Bomb
• 1x Illusions of Grandeur
• 1x Light of Day
• 1x Orcish Mine
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Reckless Assault
• 1x Screams of the Damned
• 1x Snowfall
• 1x Splintering Wind
• 1x The Cheese Stands Alone
• 1x Thought Lash

Artifact (8)

• 1x Apocalypse Chime
• 1x Armageddon Clock
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Goblin Lyre
• 1x Jinxed Choker
• 1x Jinxed Idol
• 1x Rakalite
• 1x Timesifter

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Creature (4)

• 1x Lord of Tresserhorn
• 1x Phyrexian Negator
• 1x Taniwha
• 1x Zedruu the Greathearted

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Donate

Artifact (1)

• 1x Timesifter

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I made this just for my own amusement, with suggestions from the Commander facebook group. It's designed to be the worst deck ever made, using the worst cards ever printed. It has 3 "win" conditions, one of which is a forced draw.

"But Card X is good, when used with Y", I hear you say. And you're right. Some of these cards good when used in a proper sequence and the right combinations, yes. Are they godawful when used by themselves? Absolutely, and that's why they made it into the list.

If you're a masochist, or just want to confuse the heck out of your opponents, rock up with this deck. If you have any suggestions about awful cards that could be swapped in, please let me know. I want this deck to be the worst of the worst, after all.

(Side Note: I know that "The Cheese Stands Alone" is an UN card, but it was reprinted as Barren Glory. I prefer to use The Cheese, as it's sillier, and fits better with this terrible deck.)

[Edit] Made a few changes based on your suggestions, thank you so much for them! Glad that some of you are enjoying the ridiculousness that is this deck.

[Edit the 2nd] Somehow the Academy Rector got removed, and as a part of one of this deck's only win conditions, it really does have to be there. So I removed the Juzam Djinn (which really, is too powerful for this load of tripe) and added it back in.

Top Ranked	Achieved #21 position overall 6 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 57 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.02
Tokens	1/1 G Creature Splinter, Elemental */* R, Morph 2/2 C, Saproling 1/1 G, Spirit 1/1 C
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