Mishra's Guide to Uselessness

Commander / EDH Casual Jank Theme/Gimmick UBR (Grixis)

Diddle

Land (30)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Ancient TombGC
• 1x Barbarian Ring
• 1x Cabal Pit
• 1x Caldera Lake
• 1x Cephalid Coliseum
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Cloudpost
• 1x Corrupted Crossroads
• 1x Eye of Ugin
• 1x Frost Marsh
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Highland Lake
• 1x Ifnir Deadlands
• 1x Ipnu Rivulet
• 1x Looming Spires
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Ramunap Ruins
• 1x Rhystic Cave
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
• 1x Skyline Cascade
• 1x Sorrow's Path
• 1x Spire of Industry
• 1x Submerged Boneyard
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Tresserhorn Sinks
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Crumble to Dust
• 1x Dichotomancy
• 1x Enter the Infinite
• 1x Game of Chaos
• 1x Hint of Insanity
• 1x Infernal Tutor
• 1x Mimeofacture
• 1x Surging Dementia
• 1x Take Inventory

Creature (21)

• 1x Bogbrew Witch
• 1x Brothers Yamazaki
• 1x Crawling Filth
• 1x Dark Supplicant
• 1x Demigod of Revenge
• 1x Demon's Herald
• 1x Dragonlord Kolaghan
• 1x Dragon's Herald
• 1x Embermage Goblin
• 1x Infernal Kirin
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Leveler
• 1x Myr Servitor
• 1x Shadowborn Apostle
• 1x Sky Swallower
• 1x Sphinx of the Chimes
• 1x Sphinx's Herald
• 1x Tarox Bladewing
• 1x Treasure Mage
• 1x Trinket Mage
• 1x Undead Servant

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Bazaar of Wonders
• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Brand of Ill Omen
• 1x Burning Vengeance
• 1x Cabal Shrine
• 1x Carnival of Souls
• 1x Dwarven Shrine
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Harness the Storm
• 1x Infernal Darkness
• 1x Mortal Combat
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Search the City
• 1x Statecraft
• 1x Thought Lash

Commander (1)

Artifact (18)

• 1x Apocalypse Chime
• 1x Assembly Hall
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Crown of Empires
• 1x Gate to the Afterlife
• 1x Hivestone
• 1x Jester's Scepter
• 1x Juju Bubble
• 1x Lich's Mirror
• 1x Locket of Yesterdays
• 1x Mirror Gallery
• 1x Nine-Ringed Bo
• 1x North Star
• 1x Obelisk of Undoing
• 1x Spellweaver Helix
• 1x Thrumming Stone
• 1x Timesifter
• 1x Visage of Bolas

Instant (6)

• 1x Accumulated Knowledge
• 1x Counterbore
• 1x Extirpate
• 1x Mudhole
• 1x One with Nothing
• 1x Surging AEther

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Make the good players waste removal on bad cards, because you went 0-3 last week and have decided you don't care anymore. If you actually want to win for some reason, mill yourself out with Thought Lash with Laboratory Maniac on field. They never see it coming so they probably won't stop it. Also, shout out to the actually being one of the best balanced mana bases I've ever made, just because i wanted as many pain lands as possible.

Top Ranked	Achieved #34 position overall 6 years ago Achieved #29 position in Commander / EDH 6 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Casual 6 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Jank 6 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 56 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.54
Tokens	Zombie 2/2 B
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