Volo's Guide To Assbeating

Commander / EDH* GU (Simic)

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Creature (37)

• 1x Arbiter of the Ideal
• 1x Copper Myr
• 1x Copperhoof Vorrac
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x End-Raze Forerunners
• 1x Ezzaroot Channeler
• 1x Gaea's Herald
• 1x Genesis Hydra
• 1x Giant Adephage
• 1x Golden Hind
• 1x Gyre Engineer
• 1x Ilysian Caryatid
• 1x Ixidron
• 1x Keeper of Fables
• 1x Keiga, the Tide Star
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Maraleaf Pixie
• 1x Mirror Image
• 1x Murkfiend Liege
• 1x Naga Vitalist
• 1x Ochre Jelly
• 1x Paradise Druid
• 1x Pelakka Wurm
• 1x Protean Hulk
• 1x Quandrix Cultivator
• 1x Rampaging Baloths
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Sigardian Zealot
• 1x Silver Myr
• 1x Siren Stormtamer
• 1x Somberwald Sage
• 1x Thorn Mammoth
• 1x Thunderfoot Baloth
• 1x Tornado Elemental
• 1x Vastwood Hydra
• 1x Whisperer of the Wilds
• 1x Wolfir Silverheart

Instant (10)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Dissolve
• 1x Eureka Moment
• 1x Fresh Meat
• 1x Growth Spiral
• 1x Opt
• 1x Quandrix Command
• 1x Return to Nature
• 1x Shared Summons
• 1x Spell Rupture

Land (36)

• 1x Command Tower
• 15x Forest
• 13x Island
• 1x Lumbering Falls
• 1x Quandrix Campus
• 1x Rimewood Falls
• 1x Tanglepool Bridge
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Vineglimmer Snarl

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Garruk's Uprising
• 1x Leyline of Abundance

Commander (1)

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Celebrate the Harvest
• 1x Nissa's Expedition
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x River's Rebuke
• 1x See the Unwritten
• 1x Shamanic Revelation

Artifact (3)

• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Garruk, Unleashed

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Straightforward, we're playing big spells, big creatures, and making copies of those creatures with Volo.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 23 - 0 Commons
Cards	96
Avg. CMC	3.70
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Beast 4/4 G, Copy Clone, Emblem Garruk, Unleashed