The Actual Weirdest Cards

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Creature (28)

• 1x Alabaster Leech
• 1x Blistercoil Weird
• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Char-Rumbler
• 1x Coiling Oracle
• 1x Death's Shadow
• 1x Doran, the Siege Tower
• 1x Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore
• 1x Experiment Kraj
• 1x Fatestitcher
• 1x Floral Spuzzem
• 1x Fluxcharger
• 1x Frostburn Weird
• 1x Gelectrode
• 1x Lost Auramancers
• 1x Melek, Izzet Paragon
• 1x Narcomoeba
• 1x Nether Shadow
• 1x Petrahydrox
• 1x Phantasmagorian
• 1x Phylactery Lich
• 1x Scornful Egotist
• 1x Skaab Ruinator
• 1x Skinshifter
• 1x Spinal Parasite
• 1x Steamcore Weird
• 1x Steamflogger Boss
• 1x Vengeful Pharaoh

Land (7)

• 1x Bazaar of Baghdad
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Library of Alexandria
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Maze's End
• 1x Sorrow's Path
• 1x Thespian's Stage

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Battle of Wits
• 1x Bridge from Below
• 1x Chained to the Rocks
• 1x Chaos Moon
• 1x Flowstone Embrace
• 1x Invoke Prejudice
• 1x Lumithread Field
• 1x Near-Death Experience
• 1x NecropotenceGC
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Phyrexian Unlife
• 1x Raging River
• 1x Reality Twist
• 1x Second Wind
• 1x Spellweaver Volute
• 1x Spreading Algae

Artifact (21)

• 1x Amulet of Vigor
• 1x Apocalypse Chime
• 1x City in a Bottle
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Druidic Satchel
• 1x Eldrazi Monument
• 1x Goblin Charbelcher
• 1x Golgothian Sylex
• 1x Immortal Coil
• 1x Krark's Thumb
• 1x Mesmeric Orb
• 1x Mizzium Transreliquat
• 1x Naked Singularity
• 1x Pyxis of Pandemonium
• 1x Serum Powder
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Trading Post
• 1x Trinisphere
• 1x Umezawa's Jitte
• 1x Zuran Orb

Instant (4)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Hatred
• 1x Hornet Sting
• 1x Teferi's Response

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Piracy

Unknown (1)

• 1x Zoetic Caverns

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A compilation of bizarre cards strewn across Magic's history for anyone's use, for any purpose.

This list includes:
--Cards that make you wonder why they exist
--Cards that demand peculiar play-styles, or that demand playstyles be warped around them in ways that were/are unexpected
--Several strange cards from Time Spiral block (let's be honest - that was an interesting time)
--Cards which are weird for flavour reasons
--"Bad" cards that make wonky, unstable, or otherwise unpredicted/unpredictable changes in the game
--Effects that don't make sense
--Actual Weirds

If you guys think of anything I should add for one of those reasons, or for another reason I didn't think of, don't hesitate to say so! But they must be weird. If they are not sufficiently awkward/alien/unusual by historical standards, I will reject them.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Unknown legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	78
Avg. CMC	3.13
Tokens	Goat 0/1 W, Morph 2/2 C, Saproling 1/1 G, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	M-MOTC, Utility