My Name Is Ramirez DePietro! You Killed My Father

Commander / EDH Budget Jank Theme/Gimmick UB (Dimir)

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Creature (25)

• 1x Azure Fleet Admiral
• 1x Cloud Pirates
• 1x Deadeye Rig-Hauler
• 1x Deadeye Tormentor
• 1x Desperate Castaways
• 1x Dinosaur Hunter
• 1x Dire Fleet Hoarder
• 1x Dire Fleet Interloper
• 1x Fathom Fleet Boarder
• 1x Fathom Fleet Cutthroat
• 1x Grasping Scoundrel
• 1x Kitesail Corsair
• 1x Kitesail Skirmisher
• 1x Prosperous Pirates
• 1x Reef Pirates
• 1x Rishadan Airship
• 1x Rishadan Cutpurse
• 1x Sailor of Means
• 1x Shipwreck Looter
• 1x Siren Lookout
• 1x Steam Frigate
• 1x Talas Air Ship
• 1x Talas Explorer
• 1x Talas Merchant
• 1x Trove Tracker

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Ashes to Ashes
• 1x Brainbite
• 1x Consult the Necrosages
• 1x Distant Melody
• 1x March of the Drowned
• 1x Merchant Scroll
• 1x Notion Rain
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Return from Extinction
• 1x Scarscale Ritual
• 1x Serum Visions
• 1x Spark Harvest

Instant (12)

• 1x Altar's Reap
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Cast Down
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Force Spike
• 1x Murder
• 1x Negate
• 1x Siren's Ruse
• 1x Terror
• 1x Think Twice

Commander (1)

Land (38)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Barren Moor
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 15x Island
• 1x Lonely Sandbar
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 13x Swamp
• 1x Vault of Whispers

Artifact (10)

• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Dimir Cluestone
• 1x Dimir Locket
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mistvein Borderpost
• 1x Sky Diamond
• 1x Ur-Golem's Eye

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Prepare to die!!

This is a true pauper commander deck and an extremely budget one at that. No uncommons, no rares, no nonsense. I added a pirate tribal theme to it in order to make it fit the flavor as well. It's not that good of a deck but it doesn't have to be. Suggestions are welcome but please keep it budget. And if you just so happen to win, remember to say: "You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Ramirez DePietro!"

Date added	5 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 60 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.52
Tokens	Copy Clone, The Monarch, Treasure
Folders	Commanders