The Hokey Pokey

Standard* BR (Rakdos)

Syronosin

Instant (9)

• 2x Altar's Reap
• 2x Collateral Damage
• 1x Murderous Cut
• 4x Titan's Strength

Sorcery (5)

• 2x Bone Splinters
• 3x Duress

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Impact Tremors

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker

Creature (21)

• 1x Dragonmaster Outcast
• 4x Gurmag Swiftwing
• 4x Hangarback Walker
• 4x Monastery Swiftspear
• 4x Ruthless Ripper
• 4x Soulflayer

Land (22)

• 4x Bloodstained Mire
• 7x Mountain
• 4x Smoldering Marsh
• 7x Swamp

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Sideboard

Sorcery (13)

• 2x Act of Treason
• 1x Descent of the Dragons
• 2x Despise
• 4x Dragon Fodder
• 4x Hordeling Outburst

Creature (5)

• 1x Pia and Kiran Nalaar
• 4x Zulaport Cutthroat

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Maybeboard

Instant (3)

• 1x Become Immense
• 1x Mardu Charm
• 1x Secure the Wastes

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Magmatic Chasm
• 1x Roast

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Outpost Siege

Creature (31)

• 1x Blisterpod
• 4x Bloodsoaked Champion
• 1x Butcher of the Horde
• 4x Catacomb Sifter
• 4x Elvish Visionary
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 5x Jaddi Offshoot
• 4x Lightning Berserker
• 1x Monastery Mentor
• 1x Nantuko Husk
• 1x Narset, Enlightened Master
• 2x Tasigur, the Golden Fang
• 2x Wingmate Roc

Land (10)

• 2x Cinder Glade
• 3x Forest
• 2x Windswept Heath
• 3x Wooded Foothills

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Impact your tremors.

I want to make this work, but I need some help play testing it.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 1 Mythic Rares 12 - 1 Rares 13 - 10 Uncommons 15 - 6 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.84
Tokens	Dragon 4/4 R, Dragon 5/5 R, Emblem Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker, Goblin 1/1 R, Thopter 1/1 C