Touch My Penis It's Great!

Commander / EDH

noobaa22

Sorcery (26)

• 1x Army of the Damned
• 1x Ashen Powder
• 1x Barter in Blood
• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Cabal Conditioning
• 1x Consuming Vapors
• 1x Corrupt
• 1x Crux of Fate
• 1x Deadly Tempest
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Dregs of Sorrow
• 1x Ghastly Conscription
• 1x Hex
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Languish
• 1x Monomania
• 1x Mutilate
• 1x Plague Wind
• 1x Profane Command
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Reign of the Pit
• 1x Rise from the Grave
• 1x Sign in Blood

Creature (13)

• 1x Avatar of Woe
• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Chancellor of the Dross
• 1x Demon of Dark Schemes
• 1x Dread
• 1x Fleshbag Marauder
• 1x Grinning Demon
• 1x Magus of the Coffers
• 1x Mortivore
• 1x Nightmare
• 1x Phage the Untouchable
• 1x Seizan, Perverter of Truth
• 1x Umbra Stalker

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Baneful Omen
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Underworld Connections
• 1x Underworld Dreams

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Liliana, Death's Majesty
• 1x Ob Nixilis Reignited

Land (38)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 37x Swamp

Artifact (2)

• 1x Nightmare Lash
• 1x Sol Ring

Commander (1)

Instant (13)

• 1x Bile Blight
• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Empty the Pits
• 1x Grim Return
• 1x Hero's Demise
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Moonlight Bargain
• 1x Shriveling Rot
• 1x Tendrils of Corruption
• 1x To the Slaughter
• 1x Tribute to Hunger

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I have no reason for Yukora as the commander or the deck title.

Turn two dark ritual to get a 5/5 out on the field isn't too bad? I guess?... No? ok..

Date added	7 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.65
Tokens	Demon */* B, Emblem Ob Nixilis Reignited, Energy Reserve, Manifest 2/2 C, Morph 2/2 C, Zombie 2/2 B