33 Rules of Zombieland:

1: Cardio

2: The Double Tap

3: Beware of Bathrooms

4: Wear Seat Belts

5: No Attachments

6: The “Skillet”

7: Travel Light

8: Get a Kick Ass Partner

9: With Your Bare Hands

10: Don’t Swing Low

11: Use Your Foot

12: Bounty Paper Towels

13: Shake It Off

14: Always Carry a Change of Underwear

15: Bowling Ball

16: Opportunity Knocks

17: Don’t Be a Hero (later crossed out to be a hero)

18: Limber Up

19: Break It Up

20: It’s a Marathon, Not a Sprint, Unless it’s a Sprint, Then Sprint

21: Avoid Strip Clubs

22: When in Doubt Know Your Way Out

23: Zipplock

24: Use Your Thumbs

25: Shoot First

26: A Little Sun Screen Never Hurt Anybody

27: Incoming

28: Double-Knot Your Shoes

29: The Buddy System

30: Pack Your Stain Stick

31: Check the Back Seat

32: Enjoy the Little Things

33: Swiss Army Knife


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This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

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Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.71
Tokens None Copy Clone, 2/2 Zombie, 2/2 Zombie Knight, Monarch, 1/1 Zombie Wizard, Liliana, 1/1 Human Cleric
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