What is the Most Timmy Card in your Opinion?
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Posted on Dec. 9, 2015, 6:02 p.m. by Coinman1863
I'm looking to get a Timmy card to go along with some stuff I'm getting for a Yankee swap. The other people in the swap are all really casual players so I would love your thoughts on it.
Other Items included in the gift are a Spindown die (as I am the only one who has them somehow) and Love Letter.
Thoughts and ideas are greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance!
The most exited I ever see green players get is when they resolve Craterhoof Behemoth.

December 9, 2015 6:10 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #5
Emrakul, the Aeons Torn hands down, gives my Timmy a badass woody. Primeval Titan, the other Eldrazi Titans, Craterhoof Behemoth, Leviathan, Polar Kraken, Inkwell Leviathan, and anything else that's large and has Trample. Timmmmmaayyyy!
December 9, 2015 6:13 p.m.
@aeonstoremyliver nailed it. Spaghetti monster ftw. I had to do a double take when I saw him, I was honestly like "what the fuck is that even real?!" and then I was clued into the Eldrazi cycle that I missed when I took an mtg hiatus.
December 9, 2015 6:27 p.m.
Coinman1863 says... #8
Do you guys have any suggestions for anything else besides creatures? Like cool sorceries, instants, enchantments, and artifacts?
The creature ones are great though.
December 9, 2015 6:32 p.m.
RoarMaster says... #9
Pretty much any of the "Epic" spells, Enduring Ideal for example. Then theres the obvious Enter the Infinite and Omniscience.
December 9, 2015 6:44 p.m.
December 9, 2015 6:45 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #11
Show and Tell, Sneak Attack, Tooth and Nail, Green Sun's Zenith, Quicksilver Amulet, Cryptic Gateway, Elvish Piper...
December 9, 2015 6:54 p.m.
Hydras. Big ones. Kalonian Hydra, Primordial Hydra and Heroes' Bane are ones that come to mind. Big flashy instants/sorceries that come to mind are Setessan Tactics, Primal Surge, and Ezuri's Predation.
December 9, 2015 8:06 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #16
Oh, I forgot Natural Order and Eureka...
Planeswalkers: Kiora, the Crashing Wave, the new Kiora (name slips me now), Garruk Wildspeaker, Garruk, Primal Hunter, Garruk, Caller of Beasts, Sarkhan Vol...
Dark Depths deserves a Thespian's Stage all to it's own, unless a Vampire Hexmage comes into town.
December 9, 2015 8:12 p.m.
Dargonz!!!
In particular, Atarka, World Render. Because the only thing more Timmy than a smashface Dargon is double-smashface Dargon. And the only thing more Timmy than that is giving all your Dargon buds double-smashface. Plus her last name is literally World Render.
Special mention to Utvara Hellkite. Because Moar Dargonz!
December 9, 2015 10:19 p.m. Edited.
vampirelazarus says... #18
Along with hydras... Leviathans.
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December 9, 2015 10:57 p.m.
KillDatBUG says... #19
Darksteel Colossus is my pick. Perfect balance of mana cost, power, and abilities (Unlike the abomination that's Blightsteel Colossus). Oh, and it's nostalgic as well.
December 10, 2015 12:03 a.m.
Anyone else thinking about The Most Timmy Deck in the World? :-)
Maelstrom Wanderer as Commander?
December 10, 2015 10:13 a.m.
@clayperce, the most timmy deck in EDH has to be Child of Alara in the helm of Hypergenesis.
December 10, 2015 10:19 a.m.
Oh my god. TheDevicer that is just fucking perfect.
December 10, 2015 11:44 a.m.
Yeah man. Five colors. Add in every creature you love. Have no cards with converted mana cost less than 3. Then just add cascade cards. Hue hue hue.
December 10, 2015 11:52 a.m.
Oh, I was referencing that image you shared. That killed me actually hahaha
December 10, 2015 11:57 a.m.
I'm with Caligula, that would be INSANE, TheDevicer!
Quick search shows a few builds on the site already ... I just added DumbEDH.dec, by benzzer853 to my "After Winning the Lottery" folder :-)
December 10, 2015 12:06 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #29
I play Karrthus, Tyrant of Jund and Animar, Soul of Elements in EDH. Both commanders make for some insane Timmy plays, especially Animar. One of my favorites with Karthus is the Bear Umbra or Sword of Feast and Famine paired with Hellkite Charger for infinite attacks. Utvara Hellkite is also insane in that mix... Khee hee!
With Animar, I've been able to draw and play almost every creature in my deck and win. He's an insane commander for shenanigans. Why yes, I'll cast all the creatures ad attack everyone for the win, Alex. Lol
DrFunk27 says... #2
Wow, so yeah, there are a ton of Timmy cards. Just throw a playset of Lightning Bolt in it. Everyone loves the Bolt. Or StormCrow.
December 9, 2015 6:06 p.m.