Witness Protection

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson. (It loses all other colours, card types, creature types, and names.)

Legality

Format	Legality
1v1 Commander	Legal
Alchemy	Legal
Archenemy	Legal
Arena	Legal
Block Constructed	Legal
Canadian Highlander	Legal
Casual	Legal
Commander / EDH	Legal
Commander: Rule 0	Legal
Custom	Legal
Duel Commander	Legal
Freeform	Legal
Gladiator	Legal
Highlander	Legal
Historic	Legal
Historic Brawl	Legal
Legacy	Legal
Leviathan	Legal
Limited	Legal
Modern	Legal
Modern Beyond Horizons	Legal
Oathbreaker	Legal
Pauper	Legal
Pauper Duel Commander	Legal
Pauper EDH	Legal
Pioneer	Legal
Planar Constructed	Legal
Planechase	Legal
Pre-release	Legal
Quest Magic	Legal
Standard	Legal
Standard Brawl	Legal
Tiny Leaders	Legal
Vanguard	Legal
Vintage	Legal

Discussion (17)

FormOverFunction on ABRACADABRA!

3 weeks ago

Looking through my cards I saw a Juxtapose and figured it was a better magic trick than Witness Protection. Nothin’ up my sleeve… PRESTO! Minus one witness protection, plus one juxtapose.

Crow_Umbra on Card creation challenge

1 year ago

Gobmogrify {2}{R}

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature is a 1/1 Red Goblin creature with "this creature must attack each turn if able", and loses all other creature types and abilities.

"Through extensive research, the Izzet League was able to distill and quantify the truest 'essence of Goblin'. Why anyone would want to required additional research funding."

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Create a colorless version of the Witness Protection type of effect, or wild.

Crow_Umbra on Card creation challenge

1 year ago

Ego Death {2}{B}

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature. This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a Legendary creature.

Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a colorless Citizen creature with base power and toughness 0/1 named Nobody. Enchanted creature cannot attack or block.

"The Dimir had many methods of dealing with operatives and troublesome individuals. The loss of self unravels more than most could ever know."

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I originally wanted to make this a {UB} spell named Identity Crisis , but that name is already taken lol.

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Create a Red or White version of Witness Protection or Song of the Dryads to continue this prompt.

FauxFaux on Card creation challenge

1 year ago

Boisterous Braggart {2}{R}{R}

Creature - Human Warrior

Trample, Menace

Whenever ~ attacks, roll a D20. If the result is greater than 10, ~ gains +X/+0 and "Creatures your opponents control must block ~ if able.", where X is the result. Until the end of the turn. If the result is 10 or less, instead remove ~ from combat, tap it and put a Stun Counter on it.

"I once fought a Hydra thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big! Took me a few days to chop all the heads off, but hey, such is the case for such a big beastie!"

0/5

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Create another card that either works like Witness Protection, or Song of the Dryads!

Balaam__ on New to Pioneer. *HELP*

1 year ago

Thanks Icbrgr. Witness Protection is new to me— “legitimate businessperson” made me laugh

Icbrgr on New to Pioneer. *HELP*

1 year ago

Welcome to the format! This looks pretty solid and spirits in general are just a solid deck choice imo. If this is just something to have available and not exactly needing to be optimized I would suggest Lay Down Arms or Witness Protection as a budget friendly removal options. +1

LeMonado on Dawn of the First Day

1 year ago

Safaridor First I just gotta thank you for your encouragement. It makes me happy to see other people enjoy this project! Just the other day someone DMed me on Reddit asking how/where they could order the deck and it made my day.

As for Flickering Ward: I haven't considered it before but I see where you're coming from! The fact that it essentially becomes [2]: draw a card when you have enchantress effects is selling me on it. I could see it replacing Mana Bloom. If any art comes along that fits it, I'll give it a shot!

As for the project, there will be some changes coming soonish now that we have cards like Witness Protection.

wallisface on uuu

1 year ago

Some thoughts:

• as a monocolored deck, there’s no point in running Evolving Wilds or Terramorphic Expanse, in fact as they make lands enter tapped, they actively hurt you by slowing you down.

• cards like Lofty Denial and Lookout's Dispersal are incredibly weak and unreliable - you’re better off running Mana Leak.

• your creature count is very high for a control deck, which will often mean you run out of ways to disrupt your opponent and get overwhelmed. Mist of your creatures are all incredibly underwhelming also, all being very small, easy to kill, and do-nothing. You would be far better-off running much less creatures, but then having those creatures that you do run be threatening, like Tolarian Terror.

• cards like Stern Dismissal, Unsummon, and Divide by Zero are all really, really bad in a control deck, as the archetype only really wins by attrition and card advantage, and these bounce spells are giving you card disadvantage - meaning you’ll run out of resources first and lose the game. If you’re having problems answering stuff on-board, you’re better-off with something like Witness Protection