Meat's Back on the Menu, Boys! (CAUTION: STICKY)

Commander / EDH Artifact BGW (Abzan, Junk) Bracket 3 Food Partner Sacrifice Tokens Umori, the Collector Value Engine Weenie

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0 drop (39)

• 1x Abandoned Air Temple
• 1x Abundant Countryside
• 1x Amonkhet Raceway
• 1x Ancient Ziggurat
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Festering Thicket
• 5x Forest
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 1x Haunted Mire
• 1x Midgar, City of Mako
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Murmuring Bosk
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 5x Plains
• 1x Radiant Grove
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Scattered Groves
• 1x Snowfield Sinkhole
• 1x Sunlit Marsh
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Vault of the Archangel
• 1x Vernal Fen
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip
• 1x Windbrisk Heights

4 drop (11)

• 1x Aerith, Last Ancient
• 1x Baron Bertram Graywater
• 1x Gyome, Master Chef
• 1x Hazel's Brewmaster
• 1x Innocuous Researcher
• 1x Ironwill Forger
• 1x Redemption Choir
• 1x Savvy Trader
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spider-UK
• 1x Tadeas, Juniper Ascendant

6 drop (3)

• 1x Angelic Aberration
• 1x Magister of Worth
• 1x Sun Titan

5 drop (4)

• 1x Angelic Sell-Sword
• 1x Carmen, Cruel Skymarcher
• 1x Hero of the Dunes
• 1x Nethroi, Apex of Death

3 drop (22)

• 1x Argothian Opportunist
• 1x Augur of Autumn
• 1x Brigid, Clachan's Heart  ^Flip
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Claim Jumper
• 1x Dauntless Scrapbot
• 1x Experimental Confectioner
• 1x Haliya, Guided by Light
• 1x Honest Rutstein
• 1x Horizon Explorer
• 1x Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
• 1x Kambal, Profiteering Mayor
• 1x Lurrus of the Dream-Den
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Park Bleater
• 1x Peregrin Took
• 1x Sam, Loyal Attendant
• 1x Savvy Hunter
• 1x Selfless Glyphweaver  ^Flip
• 1x Skyhunter Strike Force
• 1x Wicker Picker

1 drop (4)

• 1x Ashnod, Flesh Mechanist
• 1x Cauldron Familiar
• 1x Gilded Goose
• 1x Valentin, Dean of the Vein  ^Flip

2 drop (15)

• 1x Bramble Familiar
• 1x Cartographer's Hawk
• 1x Gala Greeters
• 1x Kellan, Daring Traveler
• 1x Marionette Apprentice
• 1x Meriadoc Brandybuck
• 1x Prize Pig
• 1x Samwise Gamgee
• 1x Sarinth Steelseeker
• 1x Sorin of House Markov  ^Flip
• 1x Sunstar Expansionist
• 1x Tangled Florahedron  ^Flip
• 1x Unlucky Cabbage Merchant
• 1x Vizkopa Guildmage
• 1x Water Tribe Rallier

Commanders (2)

Companion (1)

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Sideboard

4 drop (1)

• 1x Umori, the Collector

Stickers (10)

• 1x Carnival Elephant Meteor
• 1x Eldrazi Guacamole Tightrope
• 1x Elemental Time Flamingo
• 1x Eternal Acrobat Toast
• 1x Familiar Beeble Mascot
• 1x Geek Lotus Warrior
• 1x Giant Mana Cake
• 1x Playable Delusionary Hydra
• 1x Sassy Gremlin Blood
• 1x Unglued Pea-Brained Dinosaur

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Hello everyone,

Thanks for checking out my first draft of a Merry & Pippin x Umori, partner + companion deck! I've played this deck a couple of times online in bracket 2-3 games and it performed decently well. That said, I'm trying to streamline my deck by:

• reducing the overall CMC

• finding ways of consistently triggering Merry's artifact etb triggered ability in other people's turns

• introducing alternate wincons that do not rely on combat dmg

Please let me know if you've any card or mechanic recommendations. Keep in mind that all cards in this deck have to be creatures. Thanks!

Updates

• January 28, 2026: removed Squall, SeeD Mercenary for more Savvy Trader as the trader immmediate recursion and discounts commander tax.

• January 28, 2026: replaced Stoic Farmer and Canoptek Wraith by Park Bleater and Wicker Picker as I want to include a Sticker subtheme in the deck.

• January 31, 2026: removed Mirkwood Bats for Vizkopa Guildmage, because I believe the bats to be too situational.

Maybeboard

• card:Mutagen Man, Living Ooze -> creates artifact token (ETB triggers Merry; Merry can be used in another player's turn) + reduces cost of sacrificing Food, Map, Mutagen by 1.

• T'Challa, the Black Panther -> consistent artifact ETB during my turn + Vibranium token can be used for Pippins activated ability or to put Umori into my hand.

Ideas

• Incorperate a Sticker subtheme by including these two cards Park Bleater and Wicker Picker. Both of them synergize well with my deck as all non-land cards are creatures. What do you think?

Date added	1 week
Last updated	14 hours
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 1 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 10 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.07
Tokens	Clue, Companion Zone, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Angel 4/4 C, Food, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Kithkin 1/1 GW, Lander, Map, Mercenary 1/1 R, On an Adventure, Pest 1/1 BG, Powerstone, Rat 1/1 B w/ Can't Block, Servo 1/1 C, Shapeshifter 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Start Your Engines!, Treasure, Vampire Rogue 1/1 B, Zombie 3/3 C