Sir Wordy Weirdness (Clamilton)

Commander: Rule 0 Artifact Budget Casual Scry UR (Izzet) Voltron

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Land (35)

• 1x Caldera Lake
• 1x Castle Embereth
• 1x Cathedral of War
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flamekin Village
• 1x Grixis Panorama
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 1x Holdout Settlement
• 8x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Looming Spires
• 1x Magosi, the Waterveil
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x R&D's Secret Lair
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Skyline Cascade
• 1x Soaring Seacliff
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Underdome
• 1x Vivid Crag
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Wandering Fumarole

Instant (8)

• 1x Bag Check
• 1x Blast from the Past
• 1x Goblin Tutor
• 1x Number Crunch
• 1x Spell Counter
• 1x Steamfloggery
• 1x Time Out
• 1x Very Cryptic Command A

Artifact (24)

• 1x Bronze Calendar
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Entirely Normal Armchair
• 1x Everythingamajig D
• 1x Heraldic Banner
• 1x Ice Cauldron
• 1x Izzet Keyrune
• 1x Mana Screw
• 1x Manifold Key
• 1x Midnight Clock
• 1x My First Tome
• 1x Neurok Stealthsuit
• 1x Pointy Finger of Doom
• 1x Seer's Lantern
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Split Screen
• 1x Spy Kit
• 1x Staff of the Letter Magus
• 1x Star Compass
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of Vengeance
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x Water Gun Balloon Game
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Creature (13)

• 1x Abstract Iguanart
• 1x Blurry Beeble
• 1x Chipper Chopper
• 1x Defective Detective
• 1x Frazzled Editor
• 1x Graveyard Busybody
• 1x Greater Morphling
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Jalum Grifter
• 1x Party Crasher
• 1x Question Elemental?
• 1x Spark Fiend
• 1x _____

Commander (1)

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Ambiguity
• 1x Animate Library
• 1x Bureaucracy
• 1x Censorship
• 1x Checks and Balances
• 1x Common Courtesy
• 1x Free-for-All
• 1x How is This a Par Three?!
• 1x Loose Lips
• 1x Magic Word
• 1x Now I Know My ABC's
• 1x Psychic Network
• 1x Rings a Bell
• 1x Yet Another Aether Vortex

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Aardwolf's Advantage
• 1x Amped Up
• 1x Art Appreciation
• 1x Face to Face
• 1x Role Reversal

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Premade unset deck I originally got from ebay (https://www.ebay.com/itm/202949313553). Posting here to track any upgrades I do. Not legal except by rule 0.

It's in a way a voltron idea by buffing up Alex with a few equipment cards and having him fight target threats.

But another wincon is Now I Know My ABC's. Most of the common letter I didn't specifically worry about, though here are you goals for more "rare" letters:

V = Vivid Crag, Vivid Creek

X = Exotic Orchard, Grixis Panorama

Q = Question Elemental?, Reliquary Tower

Y = Yet Another Aether Vortex (also v + x), Very Cryptic Command A (also v)

Z = Izzet Boilerworks, Izzet Keyrune, Frazzled Editor

However... the real way to win that way is to use R&D's Secret Lair + _ as an instant win combo since the actual text of ___ simply says "name of your choice". You could make the name every letter of the alphabet or my favorite pangram: "My jocks box, get hard, unzip, quiver, flow!" though if your playgroup insist it must be an actual recognizable English name, use Archibald Josef Quigley Mike Pavel Wentz :)

Though Spy Kit may be easier

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander: Rule 0 legal.
Rarity (main - side)	32 - 0 Rares 32 - 0 Uncommons 25 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.27
Tokens	Giant Teddy Bear 5/5 C, Goblin 1/1 R
Folders	Unset / Super Casual (But Super Fun) EDH