Turing machine
step 1 opening hand
must contain a way to get at least 3 mana one of which is blue on turn 1 (normally 1x
Crystal Vein
(sac) and 1x
Lotus Petal
), the hand also must contain 1x
Cephalid Illusionist
and 1x
Shuko
. the opening hand cannot contain any amount of the following cards either:
Dread Return
,
Narcomoeba
,
Necrotic Ooze
,
Devoted Druid
or
Morselhoarder
. if the conditions are met then the fun can begin.
step 2 infinite setup
using the 3 mana that our opener is capable of producing cast
Cephalid Illusionist
and
Shuko
, with this in play equip and unequip
Shuko
from the
Cephalid Illusionist
each time this happens we are milled for 3. keep on repeating this process until all 3x
Narcomoeba
are in play (
Gaea's Blessing
is in the deck so this may take a few loops but that is irrelevant) and also at least 1x
Dread Return
and
Necrotic Ooze
alongside it, sacrifice the 3x
Narcomoeba
's to
Dread Return
to return the
Necrotic Ooze
to play. now continue using
Cephalid Illusionist
and
Shuko
to mill ourselves until
Devoted Druid
and
Morselhoarder
are in the graveyard and now using
Necrotic Ooze
's
Devoted Druid
ability to give it -1/-1 counters and
Necrotic Ooze
's
Morselhoarder
ability to remove those counters and now generate infinite mana of all colours. now mill until
Epitaph Golem
and
Fathom Feeder
are in the graveyard. use
Fathom Feeder
x = your deck + graveyard size - cards we want to stay in the graveyard (22) - already in hand. With that on the stack use the
Epitaph Golem
to put your entire graveyard into your deck bar a few cards, let the draw triggers resolve drawing your entire deck minus a few. the cards you don't want to put back and draw are set up cards we don't use anymore so that is: 4x
Lotus Petal
, 3x
Narcomoeba
, 3x
Shuko
and
Cephalid Illusionist
(the other 1s are still stuck in play), 1x
Devoted Druid
, 1x
Morselhoarder
and 3x
Crystal Vein
(we want to shuffle only 1 of them back). also, leave these 1x cards in the graveyard however these will be needed later:
Coalition Victory
,
Soul Snuffers
,
Biting Rain
and
Cleansing Beam
now we can dump a large portion of our hand without too much thought so just run out the following:
Vigor
,
Blazing Archon
,
Mesmeric Orb
,
Fathom Feeder
,
Prismatic Omen
,
Crook of Condemnation
,
Epitaph Golem
,
Choke
,
Steely Resolve
(naming Assembly-Worker),
Shared Triumph
(naming Lhurgoyf)
Fungus Sliver
,
Privileged Position
,
Wild Evocation
,
Olivia Voldaren
step 3 nuking the opponent
first, we exile their deck we do this infinitely using
Fathom Feeder
. cast
Prismatic Lace
on anything but don't change anything, active
Epitaph Golem
putting it as the only card in the deck, use
Fathom Feeder
. now we are back in the same state as before but they have exiled the top card, now repeat. next step is their hand so for this cast
Hypnox
with the "exile ops hand" trigger on the stack cast
Celestial Purge
exiling
Hypnox
, so then its leave the battlefield will go on the stack. now let its triggers resolve so its leave effect will happen first "return the exiled cards to their owner's hand" which does nothing and that's followed with "exile all cards from target opponent's hand". now use
Fathom Feeder
and
Epitaph Golem
to get back
Celestial Purge
(
Fathom Feeder
and
Epitaph Golem
together allow us to infinitely return anything we want from the graveyard to our hand - will refer to this as "golem it back" in the future). now that should be the opponent nuked but if they went first and player a land or something just
Prismatic Lace
and
Celestial Purge
and golem it back to exile any permanents they might have played.
step 4 prep for tape
we will start with a bit of tidying up so
Prismatic Lace
and
Celestial Purge
the
Cephalid Illusionist
,
Shuko
and
Necrotic Ooze
in play as we don't need them anymore. cast
The Gitrog Monster
and play the
Crystal Vein
we shuffled back and tap it for mana (important to have a land in play as it's our halt condition)
Celestial Purge
the
The Gitrog Monster
as that's all we needed him for. now
Saheeli's Artistry
and golem it back to make copies of
Blazing Archon
and
Vigor
next we are going to
Donate
some stuff this includes
Recycle
(play it first obviously but also put a
Prismatic Lace
in the deck first as it will draw a card when you
Donate
it) along with the
Blazing Archon
and
Vigor
tokens. we also need another copy of
Shared Triumph
so
Argent Mutation
it to become an artifact (put a
Prismatic Lace
in the deck first as it draws a card) then
Saheeli's Artistry
it to make a copy the first one was naming Lhurgoyf but we want this one to be naming rat which we choose when creating the copy. next using
Artificial Evolution
change the text of
Fungus Sliver
to give the buff to the type Incarnation. next is setting up the token engine, firstly cast
Rotlung Reanimator
and
Xathrid Necromancer
(note:
Xathrid Necromancer
tokens enter tapped) now we need a lot of copies we are simulating a (2,18) UTM (Universal Turing machine) so we need 36 in total. so using
Saheeli's Artistry
create 28x
Rotlung Reanimator
(29 in total) and create 6x
Xathrid Necromancer
(7 in total) now attach a
Cloak of Invisibility
to one of them and
Argent Mutation
it to make it an artifact and
Saheeli's Artistry
it, the copies get to choose new targets so attach 1 to each of the
Rotlung Reanimator
and
Xathrid Necromancer
and all their tokens and
Donate
all of these to your opponent.
step x beginning execution
in order of drawing in deck
Cleansing Beam
,
Coalition Victory
, and
Soul Snuffers
and
Biting Rain
in hand
!!!!!!! rpaaacaa !!!!!!!!!!!! start at 8 (last) for head note the tap has to all start as green creatures
output
rsmsssss
rp{aaa}c{aa} 3+2 = rsm{sssss} 5
