Sewerslide

Commander / EDH Mono-Black

Psycalibur

Creature (16)

• 1x Basal Thrull
• 1x Blood Vassal
• 1x Bog Witch
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth
• 1x Magus of the Coffers
• 1x Nirkana Revenant
• 1x Overeager Apprentice
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Priest of Yawgmoth
• 1x Soldevi Adnate
• 1x Stromgald Cabal
• 1x Vesper Ghoul
• 1x Witch Engine

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Dauthi Embrace
• 1x Deathgrip
• 1x Revel in Riches

Artifact (14)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Brotherhood Regalia
• 1x Campfire
• 1x Dermotaxi
• 1x Manifold Key
• 1x Mask of Griselbrand
• 1x Netherborn Altar
• 1x Null Brooch
• 1x Ring of Immortals
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Land (56)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Cabal Stronghold
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 51x Swamp

Commander (1)

Instant (7)

• 1x Burnt Offering
• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 1x Culling the Weak
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Null Elemental Blast
• 1x Sacrifice
• 1x Songs of the Damned

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Blood for Bones
• 1x Bubbling Muck

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Maybeboard

Creature (15)

• 1x Basal Thrull
• 1x Blood Vassal
• 1x Bog Witch
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth
• 1x Magus of the Coffers
• 1x Nirkana Revenant
• 1x Overeager Apprentice
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Priest of Yawgmoth
• 1x Soldevi Adnate
• 1x Stromgald Cabal
• 1x Vesper Ghoul
• 1x Witch Engine

Instant (7)

• 1x Burnt Offering
• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 1x Culling the Weak
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Null Elemental Blast
• 1x Sacrifice
• 1x Songs of the Damned

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Deathgrip
• 1x Revel in Riches

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Bubbling Muck

Land (68)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Cabal Stronghold
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 64x Swamp

Artifact (5)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Jeweled Lotus
• 1x Null Brooch
• 1x Ring of Immortals
• 1x Sol Ring

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Sewerslide is badass! (in minecraft)

Last Updated: Duskmourn House of Horror (September 2024)

The goal here is to lose the game as fast as possible by casting Phage, your commander, as fast as possible. A win by your standards if you can make it happen.

In my experience, people will find it funny and will make it a challenge to themselves to kill you themselves before letting you do it yourself with Phage. So, I've included a simple version of the deck in the Maybe-Board that simply just has you attempt to krill yourself (in minecraft) as fast as possible. The Main-Board includes a deck that is basically the same concept, but includes cards that will help you counter the attempts your opponents make to stop your scheme. If you play your commander and someone counters the spell, you can just let it go to the graveyard and return it to your hand to cast her for real without dying. Then, make her unblockable via the provided means and win the normal way, since your opponents denied you a simple death.

DISCLAIMER: This is not meant to be a "good" deck. It's meant to be a joke and something funny to see hit the table every once in a while.

Date added	11 months
Last updated	11 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 16 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.89
Tokens	Shapeshifter 3/2 C, Treasure