Every Hentai Monster, Ever

Standard* Eldrazi Five Color Sliver

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Creature (18)

• 1x Bonescythe Sliver
• 1x Cloudshredder Sliver
• 1x Conduit of Ruin
• 1x Constricting Sliver
• 1x Crystalline Sliver
• 1x Ghostflame Sliver
• 1x Manaweft Sliver
• 1x Morophon, the Boundless
• 1x Necrotic Sliver
• 1x Oblivion Sower
• 1x Shifting Sliver
• 1x Sliver Hivelord
• 1x Spawnsire of Ulamog
• 1x Spiteful Sliver
• 1x Synapse Sliver
• 1x Syphon Sliver
• 1x Telekinetic Sliver
• 1x Void Winnower

Land (27)

• 1x Eldrazi Temple
• 2x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Eye of Ugin
• 4x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 3x Nomad Outpost
• 2x Opulent Palace
• 1x Sanctum of Ugin
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 3x Seaside Citadel
• 2x Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
• 1x Spawning Bed
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tomb of the Spirit Dragon
• 3x Unclaimed Territory

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable

Sorcery (5)

• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Dark Petition
• 1x Eldritch Evolution
• 1x Kindred Charge
• 1x Skittering Invasion

Instant (4)

• 1x Emergency Powers
• 1x Fall of the Titans
• 1x Kindred Summons
• 1x Momentous Fall

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Arcane Adaptation
• 1x Awakening Zone
• 1x From Beyond

Artifact (2)

• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Vanquisher's Banner

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 1x Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
• 1x Kozilek, the Great Distortion
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger

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Date added	5 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 3 Mythic Rares 25 - 0 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	4.73
Tokens	Copy Clone, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Spirit 2/2 C