Apostles of Jack-Sh*t

Commander / EDH Group Slug Humans Reanimator Theme/Gimmick Tribal

Druid_of_Blight

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Bad Moon
• 1x Beastmaster Ascension
• 1x Bloodbond March
• 1x Cover of Darkness
• 1x Deathreap Ritual
• 1x Death's Presence
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Evolutionary Leap
• 1x Golgari Germination
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Gutter Grime
• 1x Palace Siege
• 1x Vampiric Rites
• 1x Wild Pair

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Aphetto Dredging
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Patriarch's Bidding
• 1x Victimize

Land (34)

• 1x Blooming Marsh
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 10x Forest
• 1x Foul Orchard
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x Grim Backwoods
• 1x Jungle Hollow
• 13x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Wood
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Artifact (3)

• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Door of Destinies
• 1x Stoneforge Masterwork

Commander (1)

Instant (4)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Victim of Night

Creature (40)

• 40x Shadowborn Apostle

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Who even needs demons, right?

(PS: If you flip Westvale Abbey   ur a chump)

Start summoning silly amounts of weak creatures and start killing them off. Wild Pair and Thrumming Stone will exponentially increase the number of apostles we get out. We run a lot of enchantments that give value to dying creatures, thus making our constantly dying army of clerics a superb way to have fun. Got Grave Pact or Dictate of Erebos? Force opponents to sac 6 creatures at a time. Got Gutter Grime? Prepare for silly large oozes. Running out of apostles? Living End, Bloodbond March, or Patriarch's Bidding will fill up your board state in no time.

This deck is stupid, yes. But it's the right kind of stupid.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 21 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 45 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.03
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Experience Token, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Ooze */* G, Saproling 1/1 G
Folders	Commander Shiiiiiiieeeeeet