Building a deck to lose friends
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Posted on April 17, 2016, 10:25 p.m. by TheHelvault
So I'm making this deck that's going to utilize stupid combos that make people want to quit playing magic. Lots of them.
For example, I'll use Liquimetal Coating + Splinter to target basic lands. I'm looking for the most disgusting combos you guys have up your sleeves.
Plz send halp
55 lands, 4 of them Reliquary Tower. Have 4 Treasure Hunt and a Lightning Storm or Zombie Infestation. Proceed to troll.
There's also Solitary Confinement and Necropotence or any other consistent draw machine, like Consecrated Sphinx.
Mycosynth Lattice and Vandalblast is a pretty sweet little combo.
The classic Painter's Servant and Grindstone is a staple.
Kamahl, Fist of Krosa and Electrickery for some land destruction.
Any 3 mana cascade card (Violent Outburst for example) into either Living End or Restore Balance.
There's so many awesome combos in MTG.
April 17, 2016 10:42 p.m.
Goblin Sharpshooter and Basilisk Collar you've got a Goblin Machine Gunner.
April 17, 2016 11:21 p.m.
Honestly land destruction and mill are the things that make me rage the most.
April 18, 2016 12:25 a.m.
Matt_The_OGRE says... #8
Eon Hub, Stasis and Kismet. That will make people quit alright. Also, don't add in a win con, so they have to play until someone decks themselves.
April 18, 2016 1:19 a.m.
kipahlord13 says... #9
Matt_The_OGRE Also add cards to skip draw steps. That means the game will never end until they concede. Why would you ever agree to a draw when the game cannot end?
April 18, 2016 8:05 a.m.
Shahrazad and spell copying got that card banned out of existence for a reason. More reasonably, how about Teferi's Puzzle Box and Notion Thief for a lockdown?
April 18, 2016 9:14 p.m.
TranscendingAll says... #11
We don't have a local game store in my town so are format is play the most broken thing you can. These are the decks I run and am working towards since I just made the white deck yesterday so I don't have that one yet. I can also give you cards lists of the decks I play against. I'm talking about channel emrakul decks. Combo burn that will hit the table for thousands of damage 3-5 turn. Decks that will render your deck useless by 4th turn. Prison decks. Etc...
May 5, 2016 6:55 p.m.
ComradeJim270 says... #12
Having Knowledge Pool and Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir out means nobody but you gets to resolve spells. Also works with Curse of Exhaustion.
Ward of Bones with mass land destruction and lots of mana rocks is fun.
Pretty much anything with Jhoira of the Ghitu. Just suspend obnoxious things, like Worldfire. Actually, pretty much anything where Worldfire is involved will piss people off.
May 8, 2016 12:43 a.m. Edited.
Shut your opponent down with Invasive Surgery, Compelling Deterrence (in a Zombie deck) and Murderous Compulsion, before casting Rise from the Tides to sacrifice your zombie tokens to transform Westvale Abbey. Throw in Geralf's Master Piece for more chaos and mayhem! My biggest question is would Trail of Evidence or Pieces of the Puzzle be better, in a sorcery and instant heavy deck?
May 10, 2016 5:56 p.m.
Well I built an Isochron Scepter deck right before Sword of the Meek got unbanned. I pretty much had the whole entire control shell except for Gifts Ungiven.
I've had people at my LGS glare at me, slow play me, make fun of me for building it, and call it unfair. I haven't even taken it back there with the Sword of the Meek combo yet either.
It is by no means a tier 1 deck but your friends just may never want to play against it just because they know they could get locked out of the game on turn two. Even if you don't you don't get Silence off there's Dawn Charm and Path to Exile. Take a look and see what you think.
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/uw-thopter-lockout/
May 10, 2016 10:31 p.m. Edited.
Flashlight Control (Meta Breaker)
Prepare to have no friends, your so welcome!
alulien says... #2
Colors? Format?
April 17, 2016 10:27 p.m.