STEAMED CLAMS

Commander / EDH* UR (Izzet)

Vulmathrax

Creature (18)

• 1x Avatar of Me
• 1x Baral, Chief of Compliance
• 1x Cheatyface
• 1x Clam Session
• 1x Clam-I-Am
• 1x Clambassadors
• 1x Electrostatic Field
• 1x Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
• 1x Infinity Elemental
• 1x Jalum Grifter
• 1x Johnny, Combo Player
• 1x Krazy Kow
• 1x Magical Hacker
• 1x Modular Monstrosity
• 1x Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
• 1x Storm-Kiln Artist
• 1x The Reality Chip
• 1x Tribute Mage

Instant (13)

• 1x Blast from the Past
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Deal Damage
• 1x Flaccify
• 1x Force of Negation
• 1x Galvanic Iteration
• 1x Increasing Vengeance
• 1x Just Desserts
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Mise
• 1x Number Crunch
• 1x Rewind
• 1x Spell Counter

Land (35)

• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x City of Ass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Frostboil Snarl
• 10x Island
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Riverglide Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Spirebluff Canal
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stormcarved Coast
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Temple of Epiphany

Artifact (12)

• 1x Bronze Calendar
• 1x Entirely Normal Armchair
• 1x My First Tome
• 1x Omen Machine
• 1x Rod of Spanking
• 1x Ruby Medallion
• 1x Sapphire Medallion
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Split Screen
• 1x Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Water Gun Balloon Game

Commander (1)

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Animate Library
• 1x Bureaucracy
• 1x Censorship
• 1x Checks and Balances
• 1x Common Courtesy
• 1x Free-for-All
• 1x Now I Know My ABC's
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Psychic Network
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Ricochet
• 1x Rings a Bell
• 1x Sorry
• 1x Topsy Turvy

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Epic Experiment
• 1x Expropriate
• 1x Five-Finger Discount
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Mouth to Mouth
• 1x Sleight of Hand
• 1x Strategy, Schmategy

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Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho, delightfully devilish, Seymour. Uh- Seymour! Superintendent, I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams! Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no! I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. Uh-huh. What region? Uh, upstate New York. Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams". No, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Ohohoho, no! Patented Skinner-burgers! Ooold family recipe. For steamed hams. Yes. Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled. Ye- eh- You don't th- One thing I sh- Excuse me for one second. Of course. AAAAAA WELL, THAt was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I'm pooped. Yes, I should be- Good Lord, what is happening in there? Aurora borealis. Uh- Aurora borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? Yes. May I see it? No. Seymour! The house is on fire! No, Mother, it's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.27
Tokens	4/4 O Token Creature Dragon, Giant Teddy Bear 5/5 C, Goblin 1/1 R, Treasure
Folders	My Decks