We're Saurin', Flyin'

Commander / EDH UBR (Grixis)

Chozen

Creature (22)

• 1x Cirith Ungol Patrol
• 1x Corsairs of Umbar
• 1x Duskfang Mentor
• 1x Gorbag of Minas Morgul
• 1x Gothmog, Morgul Lieutenant
• 1x Grima Wormtongue
• 1x Lazotep Chancellor
• 1x Mauhur, Uruk-hai Captain
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Moria Scavenger
• 1x Orcish BowmastersGC
• 1x Orcish Siegemaster
• 1x Paragon of Open Graves
• 1x Saruman the White
• 1x Saruman, the White Hand
• 1x Sauron, Lord of the Rings
• 1x Shagrat, Loot Bearer
• 1x Sun Quan, Lord of Wu
• 1x The Mouth of Sauron
• 1x Warbeast of Gorgoroth
• 1x Warg Rider
• 1x Witch-king of Angmar

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Aftershock
• 1x Assault on Osgiliath
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Enter the God-Eternals
• 1x Final Act
• 1x Foray of Orcs
• 1x Mordor Muster
• 1x Summons of Saruman
• 1x Surrounded by Orcs
• 1x The Torment of Gollum
• 1x Treason of Isengard
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Widespread Brutality

Land (36)

• 1x Barad-dur
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Darkwater Catacombs
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Ferrous Lake
• 5x Island
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Mount Doom
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x The Black Gate
• 1x Training Center
• 1x Valgavoth's Lair
• 1x Xander's Lounge

Instant (7)

• 1x Abrade
• 1x Commence the Endgame
• 1x Heartless Act
• 1x Murder
• 1x Orcish Medicine
• 1x Saruman's Trickery
• 1x Shoot the Sheriff

Commander (1)

Artifact (16)

• 1x Agatha's Soul Cauldron
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Banner of Kinship
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Patchwork Banner
• 1x Relic of Sauron
• 1x Replicating Ring
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spellbook
• 1x The One RingGC
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Vanquisher's Banner
• 1x Vorpal Sword
• 1x Whip of Erebos

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Book of Mazarbul
• 1x Call of the Ring
• 1x Fall of Cair Andros
• 1x March from the Black Gate
• 1x One Ring to Rule Them All

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Own a big shoota for home defense, cause that's what Gork and Mork intended. Four humies break into my house. "WAAAAAAGH!" As I grab me hat and me Dakka stick. Blow a grot-sized hole through the first 'umie, kill him in the first shot. Draw me slugga on the second humie. Zog me! I missed cause the Mek's a zoggin lunkhead and nailed the neighbor's squig! Have to get me Boomstikk at the top of the stairs. "ORKS IS DA BIGGEST AND THE STRONGEST!" two humies get Dakka'd in one blast, the sound settin off the trukk alarms. Grab me stabby bit and charge the last scaredy-grot. He fookin bleeds out waitin' for the Painboyz to come since Ork choppaz is da best. Just as Gork and Mork intended.

Date added	5 months
Last updated	5 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 35 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.53
Tokens	Copy Clone, Food, Orc Army, Replicated Ring, The Ring, The Ring Tempts You, Treasure, Zombie Army 0/0 B