WELCOME TO THE SEXIEST DECK THERE IS AND EVER WILL BE
Step 1: Check enemy's hand and remove possible non-creature threats with one of the 7 wonderful disruption cards.
Step 2: Keep enemy side nice and free of threats with all the removal (7 instants + 4 Gatekeeper of Malakir) Combined with the hand disruption that's basically 18 removal spells.. 18!!! EIGGGGHTTTTEEEEENNNNN!!!!
Step 3: Create board and hand advantage with Bitterblossom, Phyrexian Arena
NOTE : Dont forget to keep poking with your Grizzly malakir and Bloodghast!!!!
Step 4: Keep building advantage until you get the ultra sexy Phyrexian Obliterator or a nice little Lashwrithe for the smaller guys THEN SMACK THEM ON THE FACE WITH YOUR GIANT beater :3
Step 5: Cast Liliana, Heretical Healer
, kill something as usual. Then proceed to discard a land or Bloodghast then make the opponent decide to hit you or lily. Dont wanna hit sweet baby girl? WELCOME BACK Phyrexian Obliterator my ol' friend
Step 6: lost? confused? hungry?? Well now just be hungry because Sidisi, Undead Vizier is here to give you whatever you might need. Other than a pack of Oreos...HMMMMM oreooossssss.
Step 7: Having a hard way to end the game? Dont worry dear sir, Westvale Abbey
is here to cleanup.
Step 8: What do we say after we win a game? "GG EZ"
Annnndddd I actually only have 1 obliterator at the time and the second one is hard to come at as it is so i have been considering other options. (please dont suggest uber expensive cards my dear friends($20+), obliterator kills me already ;) )
Any help, advice or thoughts would be greatly appreciated!!!
Bored? sleepy? Hungry? Be just hungry! have a read Best Cards of All time something I wrote a long time ago XD I promise no regrets, you guys gotta know the metagame right.
SMASH THAT UPVOTE BUTTON!!!
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