Good fun (troll?) cards to play in multiplayer
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Posted on Nov. 3, 2014, 2:59 a.m. by nivek9876
So lately every time I play multiplayer with a bunch of friends I'm one of the first people to be picked on. So I figured, how funny would it be to make a deck that:
- Makes it very hard for me to lose
- Kind of (?) has a terrible chance at winning
- Actually helps enemies (so they don't want to even try getting rid of me)
Obviously this deck isn't going to be competitive at all, but I thought it'd be a pretty funny gag to bust one one day.
So far some cards I have in mind are:
Arbiter of Knollridge , Angel's Grace , Beacon of Immortality , Celestial Mantle , Eternity Vessel , Loxodon Peacekeeper , Reverse the Sands , Soul Conduit , Tree of Redemption , Sway of the Stars , Perplexing Chimera , Conjurer's Closet , Negate , Essence Scatter , Safe Passage , and Elite Arcanist to be able to repeatedly use stuff like negate or safe passage
Some obvious issues currently are rather steep mana costs and I probably need more flicker cards. Looks like this deck will likely be Azorius but I'm open to any suggestions.
Thanks in advance!
biggestmtgnerd says... #4
November 3, 2014 5:31 a.m.
Indigoindigo says... #6
Reverse the Sands should be fun as well. I'd add red for a lot of good chaos cards and play Ruhan of the Fomori , Zedruu the Greathearted or Narset, Enlightened Master as your commander. Lots of great stuff here: List of EDH Chaos Cards
November 3, 2014 7:36 a.m.
TelleoStar says... #7
I built this deck to troll my friends for the same reason. Because who the hell plays banding, amirite?
November 3, 2014 8:22 a.m.
This is my trolling multiplayer deck. Turn one Limited Resources is hilarious when playing with with a large group. That's why it's banned in EDH.
Limited Resources for Multiplayer Playtest
Unknown*
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julianjmoss says... #9
As far as troll cards go, Thrun, the Last Troll and Troll Ascetic are pretty good;)
November 3, 2014 9:30 a.m.
Everchosen says... #11
Not a real troll deck, but I've found it to be very funny in multiplayer games nonetheless. It basically assists your opponents in finishing each other of, while (hopefully) leaving you alone...
Stuffy Phytohydra Playtest
Casual
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JonathanSamurai says... #12
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben , Hushwing Griff, Imposing Sovereign , Aegis of the Gods , Eidolon of Rhetoric , Dosan the Falling Leaf , Avacyn, Angel of Hope and Sigarda, Host of Herons .
November 3, 2014 10:30 a.m.
Golgari Grave-Troll , and Thrun, the Last Troll are probably my favourites.
November 3, 2014 11:22 a.m.
julianjmoss says... #14
I'm sorry I know this is a legitamate post and you are looking for cards but I'm running in two hours of sleep and laughed at my joke so hard I peed my self a tiny bit
November 3, 2014 11:45 a.m.
Didgeridooda says... #15
I like Ashnod's Coupon . Oh, your attacking me? Well, get me a drink.
November 3, 2014 12:19 p.m.
Kami of the Crescent Moon , pretty fun commander
Everyone draws! is my group hug/pillowfort type deck
November 3, 2014 1:28 p.m.
PreZchoICE1 says... #17
Use Narset and a lot of the suggestions here: blue for counter/control, white for forting, red for being mean. Thieves' Auction is a great red card for multiplayer, you could run Seething Song or some artifacts to help get you there. Its ok though the casting cost is nice, it allows for lots of jank to be in the field.
I'll list some real pissant cards that would fit these colors:
Hokori, Dust Drinker Zur's Weirding Propaganda Ghostly Prison Blazing Archon Forcefield if its in your budget!Telepathy Razia's Purification Obliterate
ect
to take it a step firther you could invite your group to your house and then enforce an attack left 'house rule'. Pillow Forts are especially fun in attack left games. :P
nivek9876 says... #2
Serra Avatar just chillin on the field as I chuckle at a Fling card in my hand could also be very amusing. Only to save the target with Safe Passage . Leave them all wondering if the next time I fling a Serra Avatar I'll use Safe Passage again or not.
November 3, 2014 3:05 a.m.