Tenacious E - Tribute

Casual Aggro Humans Lifegain Tokens W/B (Orzhov)

Emrakool Score: 163


This is the greatest and best deck in the world...Tribute to Hunger.

Long time ago me and my brother Champion of the Parish here, we was traveling through a dark and lonesome Swamp. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny Ravenous Demon  Flip...in the middle...of the Swamp. And he said, "Play me with the best deck in the world, or I'll eat your Lingering Souls." Well me and Champion of the Parish, we looked at eachother...and we each said..."Okay."

And we built the first deck that came to our heads, it just so happened to be...the best deck in the world, it was the best deck in the world.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see one and one make two, two and one make three, it was Angelic Destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, when the White Sun's Zenith doth shine and the Blood Moon doth glow and the Elephant Grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the Beast was stunned. Whip-CRACK! went his whoopy tail, and the Beast was done. He asked us, "Be you Entreat the Angels? And we said, "Nay! We are Humans." Rock!

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not the greatest deck in the world, no.This is just a Tribute to Hunger. We couldn't remember the greatest deck in the world, no, no. This is a Tribute to Hunger, oh!

And the particular thing is this, my friends...The deck we played in that fateful hour it didn't actually get its ass kicked by Ratchet Bomb.

This is just a Tribute to Hunger! You gotta believe it! And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion...Ah Fog!

Fan of W/B decks? Here's some of my personal favorites...

BW morbid experiment by Vman

The Artist of Token Life Gain by boston-boy

Blood Artist MAJOR UPDATE Post-Rotation 2012 by MTG_Player

Glorious Infamy (Update 8/1/2012) by TheHorse

Demon's souls by CrimsonKing

Ravenous Self-Portrait by hipdoctor



Thanks again everyone! For your continued support I'd like to give back to the community with this video of "Tribute" by Tenacious D below!

This is what I've put together so far until more RtR cards get spoiled. 3 spaces were left for Rootborn Defenses.

If it ain't broke WoTC will release a new set and make you fix it!

Unfortunately I have to to get the Sideboard ready for RtR release. Any suggestions would be appreciated and thanks again for checking it out!

Thanks everybody you all rock!

Thanks everyone for the views and votes!

After enough tries I finally got the playtester to load and tried out matchups vs. some of my other Standard decks...

vs. RG Werewolves 0-2

This matchup didn't go so well. The first game the wolves ran all over this deck before things could get going. Next game went a little more smoothly but turned into a stalemate. Garruk's ultimate finished the job.

vs. GW Aggro/Ramp 2-1

Game 1 my big stompy deck was on its game (removing threats, dropping big stompy creatures, etc.). Next game went to Mirran Crusader and Angelic Destiny. In the tiebreaker I recover from a bad mana draw to drop 2 Thraben Doomsayer on the board with fateful hour. Things got ugly from there.

vs. UB Infect 2-0

Turns out this deck was a nightmare for my U/B Delver-Infect deck. The threats came out too quickly to counter and no mass removal left Delver in the dust.


McSween7 says... #1

Xathrid Necromancer is good for tokens and stuff...

April 4, 2015 1:16 p.m.

rostlina says... #2

What is so awesome on this deck? - I tried to find just one reason, but I couldn't. Can somebody help me??

November 29, 2015 9:46 a.m.

Tenacious Dead needs to be a 4 of... love the deck... Hail satan...

February 1, 2016 4:11 p.m.

mazrimtaim says... #4

that description was awesome.

February 12, 2016 9:18 a.m.

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