PhotogenicParasympathetic Deckling

Hi there! I'm Noah, a West Coast-living, East Coast-raised Magic player and all-around nerd. I started playing when my sister got me a Portal 2A starter set, and quit shortly after the Urza's block... Mostly, I think, because I was too young to really understand the rules of the game. I got back into Magic briefly for the Zendikar Block, which remains my favorite block ever. My first Planeswalker was a Nissa Revane . She's therefore (and because she's awesome) my favorite Planeswalker, and I'm extraordinarily happy that she's gone from one card to four over the past year+. I'm currently working on collecting all the Angels ever printed... Good luck, amirite? I've actually only barely started, and until I have more cash monies, I am not likely to make a whole lot of progress.

I love EDH- my first deck was an out-of-the-box Oloro deck that I morphed over time into a real powerhouse, until I had to sell it off... Since then, I've built Savra, Queen of the Golgari , Sidisi, Brood Tyrant, Omnath, Locus of Rage, Daxos the Returned , Nahiri, the Lithomancer, General Jarkeld , Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim, Sigarda, Host of Herons, Infernal Kirin (for Star EDH), Toshiro Umezawa, Atraxa, Praetors' Voice, and Breya, Etherium Shaper. If you'd like help deckbuilding, I'm always down to look over deck lists and I love making suggestions. I'm also beginning a new Article Series called COMMANDER AND CONQUER, and I'd love to feature your EDH decks! Post below, and be sure to mention if you want suggestions, or are submitting as a CAC deck. Or both!

My current EDH decks:

: Toshiro Umezawa- Mostly creatureless control
: Infernal Kirin - Star deck, hates on White/Green
: Braids, Conjurer Adept - First free stuff, then no stuff.
: Neheb, the Eternal - Aggro and X-spells

Two colored:
: Savra, Queen of the Golgari - Control/Combo
: Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons - -1/-1 counters, In progress
: Omnath, Locus of Rage - play lands, hit face
: Sigarda, Host of Herons - Enchantress Voltron

Three Colored:
: Queen Marchesa - Mardu Pillowfort, In progress
: Gishark, Sun's Avatar - Dinosaur Tribal, In progress pending Ixalan release.

Four Colored:
: Breya, Etherium Shaper - Tutorless Eggs Combo
: Atraxa, Praetors' Voice - Superfriends

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Said on The Final 5 ......


So perhaps add an "exile target instant or sorcery" before copying clause?

October 19, 2017 7:13 p.m.

Said on The Final 5 ......


Although, worth noting, that as templated, this goes infinite with Dread Return or any other reanimator spell, giving victory via Zulaport Cutthroat or Blood Artist, etc.

October 19, 2017 7:12 p.m.

Said on The Final 5 ......


Template the Blue/Black one as a 0/0 with the following:

You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of a creature card in any graveyard.

When ~ enters the battlefield, copy target instant or sorcery in a graveyard. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

If it enters as a different creature, it won't have the ETB effect to get an instant or sorcery, and since it's 0/0, if you choose the instant/sorcery, it immediately dies after triggering it's ability, so you get either a creature, or an instant/sorcery, not both.

October 19, 2017 7:10 p.m.

Turn the Earth


For each opponent, destroy target nonbasic land that player controls. For each land destroyed this way, search your library for a basic land, and put it into play tapped.

Make a non-creature with devour.

October 18, 2017 1:45 p.m.

Said on Get 3 coffins ......


Hour of Glory is vastly preferable over Ashes to Ashes - it doesn't require you to pay 5 life, is an instant, is reusable from the graveyard, and doesn't require two targets to fire off.

Bile Blight is at its best against tokens, but even in games where no token creation happens, there are an awful lot of relevant creatures with less than four toughness.

October 17, 2017 3:24 p.m.

Kaya, Blade for Hire

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin

Whenever Kaya, Blade for Hire, becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, exile her, then return her to the battlefield tapped.

Whenever you cast a black spell, untap Kaya, Blade for Hire.

: Destroy target tapped creature.



October 17, 2017 11:30 a.m.

Wall of Chaos

Creature - Wall


Whenever Wall of Chaos blocks, exile target creature blocked by Wall of Chaos, then that creature's controller reveals the top card of his or her library. If it's a permanent, that player puts it into play under his or her control.


Make a White/Black Elspeth.

October 17, 2017 2:01 a.m.


Creature - Elemental Horror

Transfigure (Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a creature card with the same CMC and put it into play under your control. Then shuffle your library)



Make a card that depicts the death of a non-Jace character from the lore (even if that character hasn't died yet).

October 16, 2017 1:05 a.m.

Helios, Seat of the Sun God -

Legendary Enchantment

Constellation - Whenever ~ or another enchantment enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 soldier token with vigilance.

Make another Constellation card.

October 14, 2017 8:54 a.m.

The only thing that's important is the artwork on the box - pick whichever one you like the most.

If you're looking for cards, it is ALWAYS cheaper to get the cards you want than to open packs and hope for the best.

You MIGHT get lucky and open cards worth the price of the bundle - in Hour, that basically requires pulling a Scarab God or an Invocation, in Ixalan that more or less requires pulling Vraska, Hostage Taker, or Carnage Tyrant. That's not a gamble worth it.

October 13, 2017 10:30 p.m.

MindAblaze: Yes, Ellen Paige would be a great Nissa.

October 8, 2017 3:08 a.m.

Ehhhh, I feel Gal Gadot would make a better Elspeth than Saheeli. That's just me. Totally agree on Mads, Weaving, and Momoa though.

October 6, 2017 10:39 p.m.

upsetthatNissasbluenow #teamgolgari #sticktotheplan

October 6, 2017 11:52 a.m.

I've got a Savra deck that is disgustingly good - it's resilient and powerful. She's a great commander in that you don't need her to win, but you can pull her out to get you some extra value when you're in a tight spot.

October 5, 2017 11:01 p.m.




Serial Killer [Primer Included]

Commander / EDH* PhotogenicParasympathetic


Breya Eggstraordinary

Commander / EDH PhotogenicParasympathetic


Finished Decks 18
Prototype Decks 8
Drafts 0
Playing since Portal Second Age
Points 1075
Avg. deck rating 7.00
T/O Rank 158
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Favorite formats Commander / EDH
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Last activity 15 hours
Joined 1 year