PhotogenicParasympathetic Deckling

Hi there! I'm Noah, a West Coast-living, East Coast-raised Magic player and all-around nerd. I started playing when my sister got me a Portal 2A starter set, and quit shortly after the Urza's block... Mostly, I think, because I was too young to really understand the rules of the game. I got back into Magic briefly for the Zendikar Block, which remains my favorite block ever. My first Planeswalker was a Nissa Revane. She's therefore (and because she's awesome) my favorite Planeswalker, and I'm extraordinarily happy that she's gone from one card to four over the past year+. I'm currently working on collecting all the Angels ever printed... Good luck, amirite? I've actually only barely started, and until I have more cash monies, I am not likely to make a whole lot of progress.

I love EDH- my first deck was an out-of-the-box Oloro deck that I morphed over time into a real powerhouse, until I had to sell it off... Since then, I've built Savra, Queen of the Golgari, Sidisi, Brood Tyrant, Omnath, Locus of Rage, Daxos the Returned, Nahiri, the Lithomancer, General Jarkeld, Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim, Sigarda, Host of Herons, Infernal Kirin (for Star EDH), Toshiro Umezawa, Atraxa, Praetors' Voice, and Breya, Etherium Shaper. If you'd like help deckbuilding, I'm always down to look over deck lists and I love making suggestions. I'm also beginning a new Article Series called COMMANDER AND CONQUER, and I'd love to feature your EDH decks! Post below, and be sure to mention if you want suggestions, or are submitting as a CAC deck. Or both!

My current EDH decks:

: Toshiro Umezawa- Mostly creatureless control
: Infernal Kirin - Star deck, hates on White/Green
: Braids, Conjurer Adept - First free stuff, then no stuff.
: Neheb, the Eternal - Aggro and X-spells
: Jugan, the Rising Star - Mono-green storm.

Two colored:
: Savra, Queen of the Golgari - Control/Combo/Reanimator
: Omnath, Locus of Rage - play lands, hit face
: Temmet, Vizier of Naktamun - Unblockable tokens.

Three Colored:
None! Maybe someday...

Four Colored:
: Breya, Etherium Shaper - Tutorless Eggs Combo
: Atraxa, Praetors' Voice - Superfriends

ShishkyBob says... #1

Got the card today - thanks for putting in the effort to make sure I got it!

February 13, 2018 11:10 p.m.

Razulghul says... #2

Hey PhotogenicParasympathetic I got your package today! I really appreciate your kindness in completing the trade and will be sending you a token of my appreciation. Thank you again!

February 12, 2018 7:35 p.m.

_raeofsunlight says... #3

Sounds good to me c:

February 9, 2018 7:23 p.m.

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Said on Conquest...


You have a lot of token enablers (Anointed Procession, Intangible Virtue, Hidden Stockpile, etc) but relatively few token creators. You should probably bring in Lingering Souls and Spectral Procession as they are among the strongest token creating cards you can run.

February 17, 2018 4:57 a.m.

Said on KIngWiggins...


Ahh, sorry, I actually just traded the Horizon Canopy away, and also traded for a Pact of Negation. Thanks for the interest though!

February 15, 2018 4:38 p.m.

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Fun fact about Dauthi Embrace: You can use it on opponents creatures to force them to block unfavorably. For example, Player A has a creature out that's shutting down your strategy Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir for instance), and Player B attacks them for lethal commander damage. Now, you don't want Player A to lose yet, cause you need their help to deal with Player B. Give both Teferi and Player B's attacker shadow, and your problem is removed!

February 15, 2018 4:36 p.m.

Alas, I also don't see cards I'm looking for in pskinn's binder. Totally would have been down otherwise.

February 14, 2018 10:52 p.m.

pskinn01. Me too. Maybe we can joint trade, and each get a half a Tundra? Or like shared custody? You get the Tundra Sunday->Tuesday, I get it Thursday->Saturday, Wednesdays alternate weeks?

February 14, 2018 5:09 p.m.

Said on _raeofsunlight...



My Mindcrank is the IMA printing, so TCG mid is only 0.63. Would you trade the Disallow(5.49) and the Mindcrank, (totaling 6.12) for your Reliquary Tower(5.55), Lightkeeper of Emeria(.23), Goldnight Redeemer(.20), and Voice of the provinces(.20), totaling 6.18?

February 9, 2018 7:11 p.m.

Constellation. It was such a good idea for a mechanic that just doesn't have enough support to be played - basically only Doomwake Giant and Eidolon of Blossoms were really good, with a handful of ok secondaries like Grim Guardian and Agent of Erebos.

February 8, 2018 4:29 a.m.

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Kudos on the flavor win of equipping Hammer of Purphoros.

I built a GB graveyard EDH deck, and didn't realize I had an infinite combo until I tried to get some value and realize I could just keep going... and going... and going...

Basically I sacrificed my Mitotic Slime to Phyrexian Altar to get the last mana I needed to cast Ever After to get Slime and Rune-Scarred Demon our of my graveyard, then realized that Slime left me with tokens to sac for mana (plus the new Slime, and its tokens, and the Demon), and the Demon would let me search for Ever After... so I could keep reanimating, netting extra mana every time, then eventually once I had a billion mana, I searched up Sidisi, Undead Vizier, used her to search up the Ever After, and then kept reanimating Sidisi and RSDemon, finding literally any/every card in my deck with enough mana to cast them. Won by casting, sacrificing, and reanimating Gonti, Lord of Luxury enough times to turn everyone else's libraries into a pile of lands, and then cast everyone else's spells for a while. It was fun.

February 6, 2018 11:59 p.m.

Said on Trying to Find ......


Also, there's gonna be a couple moments where having a 5-mana 6/5 in the command zone will be nice, unlike the 1/3 body on Kami.

February 6, 2018 12:49 a.m.

Said on Kiortio...


Ahhhh, sorry, I actually don't have any IMA Kokusho's - I have one MMA and one CHK version, so both with the old art, which are a bit more. Are you okay with the older versions, because if so I can probably find something else in your binder to make up the difference.

February 5, 2018 3:24 a.m.

Said on Kiortio...


Huh. Uh, yeah, I'm fine with that. I didn't realize someone was saying to avoid trading with me, that sucks. But sure, I can send first.

February 5, 2018 2:59 a.m.

Said on Kiortio...


Absolutely I am! Really, any edition of Pact of Negation works for me. Anything in my binder catch your eye?

February 5, 2018 2:46 a.m.

I have a Catacomb, a Fortress, and two Angels of Invention - would you trade those (and 7$ worth of other cards from my binder) for your Damnationfoil icon?

February 5, 2018 2:42 a.m.

Literally none of the cards in this deck, except your basic swamps, are standard-legal.

January 31, 2018 1:07 a.m.




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Commander / EDH* PhotogenicParasympathetic


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Finished Decks 21
Prototype Decks 11
Drafts 0
Playing since Portal Second Age
Points 1286
Avg. deck rating 8.20
T/O Rank 85
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Favorite formats Commander / EDH
Good Card Suggestions 135
Cards Added/Fixed 7
Last activity 1 day
Joined 2 years