PhotogenicParasympathetic Deckling

Hi there! I'm Noah, a West Coast-living, East Coast-raised Magic player and all-around nerd. I started playing when my sister got me a Portal 2A starter set, and quit shortly after the Urza's block... Mostly, I think, because I was too young to really understand the rules of the game. I got back into Magic briefly for the Zendikar Block, which remains my favorite block ever. My first Planeswalker was a Nissa Revane . She's therefore (and because she's awesome) my favorite Planeswalker, and I'm extraordinarily happy that she's gone from one card to four over the past year+. I'm currently working on collecting all the Angels ever printed... Good luck, amirite? I've actually only barely started, and until I have more cash monies, I am not likely to make a whole lot of progress.

I love EDH- my first deck was an out-of-the-box Oloro deck that I morphed over time into a real powerhouse, until I had to sell it off... Since then, I've built Savra, Queen of the Golgari, Sidisi, Brood Tyrant, Omnath, Locus of Rage, Daxos the Returned, Nahiri, the Lithomancer, General Jarkeld , Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim, Sigarda, Host of Herons, Infernal Kirin (for Star EDH), Toshiro Umezawa , Atraxa, Praetors' Voice, and Breya, Etherium Shaper. If you'd like help deckbuilding, I'm always down to look over deck lists and I love making suggestions. I'm also beginning a new Article Series called COMMANDER AND CONQUER, and I'd love to feature your EDH decks! Post below, and be sure to mention if you want suggestions, or are submitting as a CAC deck. Or both!

My current EDH decks:

: Toshiro Umezawa - Mostly creatureless control
: Infernal Kirin - Star deck, hates on White/Green
: Braids, Conjurer Adept - First free stuff, then no stuff.
: Neheb, the Eternal - Aggro and X-spells

Two colored:
: Savra, Queen of the Golgari - Control/Combo
: Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons - -1/-1 counters, In progress
: Omnath, Locus of Rage - play lands, hit face
: Sigarda, Host of Herons - Enchantress Voltron

Three Colored:
: Queen Marchesa - Mardu Pillowfort, In progress
: Gishark, Sun's Avatar - Dinosaur Tribal, In progress pending Ixalan release.

Four Colored:
: Breya, Etherium Shaper - Tutorless Eggs Combo
: Atraxa, Praetors' Voice - Superfriends

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A creature that synergizes with Anafenza, the Foremost.

August 20, 2017 5:10 p.m.

Endless Spirit -

Creature- Spirit

Unending- whenever ~ is put into a graveyard from play, return it to play at the beginning of the next end step with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of counters it had plus one.


August 20, 2017 5:10 p.m.

Obsidian Rotheart -

- Put a mire counter on target land. That land is a swamp for as long as it has a mire counter on it.


Make the blue one!

August 19, 2017 3:40 a.m.

Lumbering Nodosaurus -
Creature - Dinosaur


Whenever Lumbering Nodosaurus deals combat damage to a creature, that creature doesn't untap during it's controller's next untap step.


Make a legendary mono-white vampire, and give it some flavor text.

August 16, 2017 12:15 a.m.
August 14, 2017 5:13 a.m.

Elspeth's Squire -

Creature - Human Soldier


: Create a 1/1 white soldier creature token.


She is the spear of the Sun God, and I am her shield.

Make another.

August 12, 2017 7:55 p.m.



Quicksand enters the battlefield tapped.

You may only play Quicksand on an opponent's turn, any time you could play an instant. You may not play Quicksand if a land entered the battlefield under your control during your last turn.

When Quicksand enters the battlefield, put the top five cards of your library into your graveyard, then exile all graveyards.

A land with flash is tricky, since even if it has no abilities, it's going to ramp you by being played on someone else's turn, unless there's a restriction on playing it after also playing your own land for turn. I gave this one Bojuka Bog's graveyard hate, made it symmetrical, and because it gives you the advantage of flash, made it mill five to negate that advantage.

Make a card based on a fictional character from your favorite book/TV show/movie.

August 12, 2017 midnight

Lord of Rot - Thallid Shaman

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on ~.

Remove 3 spore counters from ~; create a 1/1 green saproling creature token.

Whenever you put a spore counter on a permanent you control, create a 1/1 green saproling creature token.


I like to think I'm a fun guy.

Make a "Return to _" version of an existing Legendary creature (Like Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts for Teysa, Orzhov Scion.)

August 6, 2017 11:20 a.m.




Serial Killer [Primer Included]

Commander / EDH PhotogenicParasympathetic


Breya Eggstraordinary

Commander / EDH PhotogenicParasympathetic


Finished Decks 13
Prototype Decks 3
Drafts 0
Playing since Portal Second Age
Points 1090
Avg. deck rating 6.20
T/O Rank 161
Helper Rank 939
Favorite formats Commander / EDH
Good Card Suggestions 133
Last activity 22 hours
Joined 1 year