Massacre Girl

Massacre Girl

Legendary Creature — Human Assassin


When Massacre Girl enters the battlefield, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature is put into the graveyard from the battlefield this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

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War of the Spark (WAR) Rare

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Format Legality
Leviathan Legal
Commander / EDH Legal
Oathbreaker Legal
Standard Legal
Duel Commander Legal
Highlander Legal
Tiny Leaders Legal
Pre-release Legal
Historic Legal
Casual Legal
Vintage Legal
Arena Legal
Canadian Highlander Legal
Modern Legal
Pioneer Legal
1v1 Commander Legal
Unformat Legal
Limited Legal
Block Constructed Legal
Brawl Legal
Legacy Legal

Massacre Girl Discussion

MagicMarc on WINDGRACE | Lord of the Lands

2 weeks ago

Some things to do with a Lord Windgrace deck:

Everybody Dies! : Massacre Wurm + Natural Affinity. Have the affinity in play, cast the Wurm when all of your opponents have a lot of land out. All of your opponents will lose 2 life for every land you just killed. If any of your opponents are still alive. Use your crucible and stuff like World Shaper or even Groundskeeperto get your lands back. Additionally, you can add Massacre Girl in place of the wurm but it will only kill their lands if a 1/1 creature is in play and wont do damage to the players. You can also replace Natural Affinity with anything else that makes all lands creatures like Living Plane or Nature's Revolt.

I'm A Fat Bastard! : Before you cast your Craterhoof Behemoth put any of those lands into creatures cards like Natural Affinity, Living Plane or Nature's Revolt into play first! Then when you cast the behemoth, it, and all of your creatures and land creatures will become HUGE!

Kill It With Fire! : Using Scapeshift or World Shaper or Splendid Reclamation while you have Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle in play or in graveyard and Prismatic Omen in play. X number of lands enter play, valakut thinks they are all mountains and you get to spray damage everywhere. You can also put Field of the Dead in the deck and take advantage of that for lots of zombies when you do this event. If you add Ob Nixilis, the Fallen to the mix you can drain your opponents all out while this is going on as well.

Hocus Locus! : With Omnath, Locus of Rage in play and Goblin Bombardment you do something to trigger his landfall a little or a lot. You get a lot of 5/5 elementals who are 4 pts of ticking time bomb damage! At any time, you can sack any elemental to the enchantment. This does 1 pt to any target, then the Omnath trigger does another 3 pts! Just putting lands into play the normal way makes this good. But then when you have a bunch of land in the yard, using Splendid Reclamation is insane with this.

That is all i got for now! Good luck with the deck!

Neotrup on Does sadistic glee protect Marchesa …

4 weeks ago

Most likely no. Most boardwipes, like Damnation, destroy all creatures at the same time. As such, Marchesa, the Black Rose will be in the graveyard when Sadistic Glee triggers. Some boardwipes can destroy creatures sequentially, like Massacre Girl or Last Laugh, however they won't actually kill Marchesa as she'll grow fast enough to survive, as long you're the one playing them.

Daveslab2022 on I call upon your knowledge!!!

4 weeks ago

Okay so first off, you never want to go more than 60 cards. Ever, for any reason, really. All it does is dilute your game plan and make it harder to draw the cards you want.

What I would recommend is finding the “shell” of your deck. What does your deck want to do? From what I can tell it’s a combo deck focusing on Midnight Guard and Presence of Gond.

So I would get rid of all cards that don’t immediately help you to this end.

My question for you is why you want to make infinite tokens with Midnight Guard but then wipe your whole board with Massacre Girl. Sure, it wipes your opponents board but it gets rid of yours too. Leaving you at square 1, even though you could’ve won the game by attacking with your 1.5 billion tokens.

Isochron Scepter does not work with only 2 copies of the card you want.

If you really want to play isochron scepter and counter spell, build a new deck. Then add Silence.

Epicurus on Please Kill My Creatures

1 month ago

This deck screams for Skullclamp. I would also try to fit Culling the Weak and Massacre Girl in there.

fmastrome2008 on Double Trouble

1 month ago

Bojuka Bog provides good graveyard synergy without affecting consistency. Also Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth is another great addition to mana bases, unless budget is an issue.

Having at least 1 way to permanently reset the board is a great idea (other than CyRift). Consider some combination of Massacre Wurm, Massacre Girl, and Damnation.

seshiro_of_the_orochi on Card creation challenge

1 month ago

Sneakblade Puppeteer 1BB

Creature - Rat Assassin


Other assassins you control have deathtouch.

Whenever an assassin you control attacks and isn't blocked, you may choose to have it assign no combat damage this combat. If you do, it deals 1 damage to target creature.


Create a tribal commander version of Massacre Girl.

kenvan19 on Massacration

1 month ago

That is a great call! I'm going to have to try it. I am working on a new version where I drop the Red for Blue. The new idea is to blink Massacre Girl or Massacre Wurm in and out to constantly re-apply the effect. I might still keep this one around just because it wrecks my buddies Krenko, Mob Boss deck once Kaervek, the Spiteful.

Also, while you are 100% right about the Mayhem Devil vs Judith, the Scourge Diva but, and this makes me ridiculous, she is a friggin' SCOURGE DIVA!!! I love it haha

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