Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your DECKBUILDING INEXPERIENCE.
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome.
I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable PIONEER DECK.
Myah.
Oh, egads! My PIONEER DECK is a LIFEGAIN DECK.
But what if I were to PURCHASE RED CARDS and disguise MY DECK as a BURN DECK? O-ho-ho. Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah-
Skinner with his crazy
Soulfire Grand Master
/ The superintendent's gonna need his CREATURE REMOVAL/ When he sees Skinner's lame
Chaplain's Blessing
/ There'll be 4/4 ANGEL TOKENS WITH FLYING AND VIGILANCE in town tonight!
Seymour!
Superintendent, I was just- uh, just BUYING FOUR COPIES OF
Shock
. BUILDING a BURN DECK. Care to join me?
Why is there ANGEL coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Uh- Oh. That LARGE CREATURE WITH FLYING isn't ANGEL. It's DRAGON. DRAGON from the BURN DECK we're having. Mmm. BURN DECK.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering LIFEGAIN DECK.
I thought we were having BURN DECK.
D'oh. I said LIFEPAIN DECK. That's what I call BURN DECK.
You call BURN DECK, LIFEPAIN DECK?
Yes. It's ETERNAL FORMAT TERM.
Uh-huh. What FORMAT?
Uh, VINTAGE.
Really. Well, I'm LEGACY PLAYER, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "LIFEPAIN DECK."
Oh, not in LEGACY. No. It's MODERN expression.
I see.
You know, these
Deflecting Palm
are quite similar to the ones they have at LIFEGAIN DECK. Oh, no. Patented DAMAGE-DEALING INSTANTS. Old family SIDEBOARD PICK.
For BURN DECK.
Yes.
Yes. And you call
Aurelia's Fury
BURN SPELL despite the fact that it is obviously CONTROL.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- Excuse me for one second.
Of course.
Well, that was wonderful. A good BURN DECK was had by all. I'm pooped.
Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
Fry
.
Fry
in PRIMARILY WHITE DECK, in PIONEER FORMAT, in ANTI-AGGRO INSTANTS LIST, localized partially within SAME SIDEBOARD AS
Angel of Grace
?
Yes.
May I see it?
No.
Seymour! The house is GAINING LIFE!
No, Mother. It's just BEING TARGETED BY ITS OWN BURN SPELLS, BACKWARDS.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow... but I must say, you PAIN a good DECK.
