The "Boner" Challenge

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Posted on Aug. 1, 2013, 11:20 p.m. by Krayhaft

Because gender equality is overpowered but not broken, because it leads to a healthy meta environment and shouldn't be banned.

Replace one word in a mtg card with the word "boner"!

Go for the Boner.

Kiki Jiki, the Boner Breaker.

Wall of Frost = Wall of Boners

Grisly Salvage = Grisly Boner

Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord = Jarad, Golgari Boner Lord

Azorius Charm or any guild charm = Boner Charm OR Azorius Boner, Golgari Boner, etc.

Riot Control = Boner Control

Elite Arcanist = Elite Boner

Dark Prophecy = Dark Boner OR Boner Prophecy

Elixir of Immortality = Elixir of Boners OR Boner of Immortality

Man, I could do this all day...

August 3, 2013 11:37 p.m.

Sl1p5 says... #2

Boner Manipulator

Bonesythe Boner

Rapid Boner

Elusive Boner

Thrill-Boner Assassin

Boner Mangler < Lol'd

Warped Boner

Elvish Boner

Festering Boner

Pillar of Boner

Treacherous Pit Boner < lol'd

August 3, 2013 11:39 p.m.

Virtuous_Vice says... #3

Bad Boner

August 4, 2013 4:13 p.m.

alejandrocerv says... #4

Leafs_suck, I've +1'ed all of your decks. Emrakul, the Boner Torn. I'm dying.

August 4, 2013 6:03 p.m.

711Keaven says... #5

Abrupt Boner

August 4, 2013 6:04 p.m.

hooman2170 says... #6

olivia boner

August 4, 2013 6:43 p.m.

711Keaven says... #7

Boner Slime

August 4, 2013 8:58 p.m.

Liliana of the Veil = Liliana of the Boner

Krenko, Mob Boss = Krenko, Boner Boss

Avacyn, Angel of Hope = Avacyn, Angel of Boners OR Avacyn, Boner of Hope

Essence Harvest = Boner Harvest

Skeletal Grimace = Skeletal Boner

Creepy Doll = Creepy Boner OR Boner Doll

Tamiyo, the Moon Sage = Tamiyo, the Boner Sage

August 4, 2013 9:29 p.m.

Sl1p5 says... #9

I like Ass Boner better than Boner Whuppin'.

August 4, 2013 10:53 p.m.

myrxseven says... #10

Consuming Boner

August 5, 2013 5:35 p.m.

Revenge of the Hunted = Revenge of the Boners

Planar Cleansing = Planar Boner

Demonic Rising = Demonic Boner

Arcane Melee = Arcane Boner

Omen Machine = Boner Machine OR Omen Boner

Warstorm Surge = Boner Surge

Whispering Madness = Whispering Boner OR Boner Madness

Codex Shredder = Boner Shredder

Into the Void = Into the Boner

Creepy Doll /Stuffy Doll = Boner Doll

August 5, 2013 9:31 p.m.

pookypuppy6 says... #12

Good lord....but oh right,

Ichor Explosion : Boner Explosion.

Goblin Grenade : Boner Grenade.

Instill Infection : Boner Infection.

Deadly Recluse : Deadly Boner.

Iron Myr : Iron Boner.

Woolly Thoctar : Woolly Boner.

Godhead of Awe : Boner Of Awe.

Sensei's Divining Top : Sensei's Divining Boner.

Hover Barrier : Boner Barrier.

August 5, 2013 9:52 p.m.

Lightning Boner!

Wrath of Boners

Gift of Boners

Celestial Boner

Thalia, Guardian of Boners

..Sorry, I had to contribute. XD

August 12, 2013 1:17 a.m.

chicagobearz says... #14

Adamaro, boner to Desire

October 10, 2013 1:35 p.m.

Thanamar says... #15

Chandra, Bonermaster.

Niv-Mizzet, the Boner.

Black Boner.

Boner.

October 10, 2013 2:02 p.m.

Rayenous says... #16

Erebos, God of the Boner

October 10, 2013 2:22 p.m.

Brett05 says... #17

Vastwood Boner, Apocalypse Boner

October 10, 2013 2:52 p.m.

megawurmple says... #18

Quest for the Holy Boner

Divine Boner

Mutagenic Boner

Purphoros, God of the Boner

Heliod, God of the Boner

Nylea, God of the Boner

Erebos, God of the Boner

Thassa, God of the Boner

October 10, 2013 3:33 p.m.

HarbingerJK says... #19

Boner Corps

Read the Boner

Krenko, Boner Boss

Jace, Boner Adept

Consume the Boner

Supreme Boner

Sorin, Boner of Innistrad

Hey this is a lot of fun ; p

October 10, 2013 4:05 p.m.

acbooster says... #20

Time to Boner

Xenagos, the Boner

Elspeth, Boner's Champion

Triad of the Boners

Wrath of the Boners

Theros is ripe with them.

October 10, 2013 4:07 p.m.

ifarar says... #21

Garruks boner

October 10, 2013 5:37 p.m.

KrazyCaley says... #22

Boner.

(see what I did there?)

October 10, 2013 6:27 p.m.

amishrambo says... #23

NNNNNNNO! NO! NO! LET THIS CRAP DIE!

October 10, 2013 6:27 p.m.

HarbingerJK says... #24

Let This Boner Die

October 10, 2013 6:30 p.m.

xq948 says... #25

I'm not sure if anybody said this already but...

Black Boner

October 10, 2013 6:38 p.m.

megawurmple says... #26

I forgot Boner the Bones (Read the Bones ).

October 10, 2013 6:53 p.m.

blackmarker90 says... #27

Mizzium Boner

October 10, 2013 6:57 p.m.

Awaken The Boner

Riot Boner

Boner of Heliod

Boner of Erebos

Curse of the Pierced Boner

Unruly Boner

shielded Boner

Accorder's Boner

Furious Boner

Viashino Bonermaster

Executioner's Boner

October 10, 2013 7 p.m.

8vomit says... #29

lol I like executioner's boner haha. this is such a dumb thread though, im sorry i cant believe people are still commenting.

October 10, 2013 10:20 p.m.

203995014 says... #30

Curse of the Boner

October 12, 2013 7:14 p.m.

oh no... its back...

AHH

October 12, 2013 7:39 p.m.

polyglitch says... #32

Boner Wurm

October 12, 2013 8:12 p.m.

Oh c'mon, what about the really easy ones?

Eater of Boners (Eater of Days )

Killer Boner (Killer Instinct )

Boner Manipulator (Simic Manipulator )

Dimir Boner-Guard (Dimir House Guard )

Consume the Boner (Consume the Meek )

Painful Boner (Painful Quandary )

Haunted Boner (Haunted Guardian )

October 12, 2013 8:30 p.m.

Korombos says... #34

Dreadboner or Bonerbore?

October 12, 2013 8:50 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #35

Soooo going to put my share in here~

October 12, 2013 9:55 p.m.

LiquidKid says... #36

Ajani's Boner

October 12, 2013 10:04 p.m.

jjdiddy65 says... #37

Abhorrent Boner...Survey the Boner...Hundred-Handed Boner...Guardian of the Boner...

October 12, 2013 11:13 p.m.

Replayced says... #38

It truly sad the a female had some of the best boner cards. Im a little shocked no one has said:
Boner Goo. Chaotic Goo

Maybe I just missed it, so many boners it's hard to remember all of them. And one last bad joke, how long is this boner going to last?

October 13, 2013 8:27 a.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #39

@ Replayced

It's because this girl knows what she wants~

Also because I'm working on a list of cards Girls Rejoice! Its a bargain of gorgeous dresses~♥, I took pretty much all of my cards from there. The list itself is a work in progress that I've been doing when I have nothing else really to do.

October 14, 2013 11:29 a.m.

megawurmple says... #40

Hundred-Bonered One

October 14, 2013 11:33 a.m.

Virtuous_Vice says... #41

Avacyn Boner of Hope

October 14, 2013 1:34 p.m.

Virtuous_Vice says... #42

Thundermaw Bonerkite

October 14, 2013 1:35 p.m.

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