Suggestive Commander Deck

Commander / EDH*

ForceofWillSmith

Creature (22)

• 1x Alluring Siren
• 1x Anaconda
• 1x Blind Creeper
• 1x Bone Dancer
• 1x Chaotic Goo
• 1x Dark Maze
• 1x Diplomatic Escort
• 1x Disease Carriers
• 1x Giant Crab
• 1x Giant Oyster
• 1x Glaze Fiend
• 1x Gnarled Mass
• 1x Nut Collector
• 1x Port Inspector
• 1x Raging Cougar
• 1x Restless Bones
• 1x Spitting Slug
• 1x Squirming Mass
• 1x Wall of Bone
• 1x Wall of Wood
• 1x Winding Wurm
• 1x Woodripper

Land (41)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Bant Panorama
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Esper Panorama
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 4x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Grixis Panorama
• 7x Island
• 1x Jund Panorama
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Naya Panorama
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 3x Plains
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Warped Landscape

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Bottomless Pit
• 1x Chronic Flooding
• 1x Endless Scream
• 1x Invasion Plans
• 1x Power Taint
• 1x Screams from Within
• 1x Stamina

Artifact (6)

• 1x Bone Flute
• 1x Booby Trap
• 1x Bullwhip
• 1x Rod of Ruin
• 1x The Rack
• 1x Throne of Bone

Instant (16)

• 1x Aggressive Urge
• 1x Blinding Spray
• 1x Dismantling Blow
• 1x Dominate
• 1x Explosive Growth
• 1x Giant Growth
• 1x Gush
• 1x Mudhole
• 1x Plunge into Darkness
• 1x Righteous Blow
• 1x Shock
• 1x Submerge
• 1x Sudden Impact
• 1x Sudden Shock
• 1x Suffocating Blast
• 1x Toxic Stench

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Bump in the Night
• 1x Fungal Sprouting
• 1x Infernal Plunge
• 1x Last Caress
• 1x Liquid Fire
• 1x Outbreak
• 1x Probe

Commander (1)

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What way to make commander more fun than build an incredibly difficult to pilot double entendre deck?

Is it possible to win? Perhaps.Will you have fun losing? Definitely.

Plus if for some reason you win by giving your diplomatic escort an endless scream, or any other absurdly inappropriate sounding plays, i'd consider it a pretty big win regardless.

Ideally adding more playable cards that I have missed that are also suggestive would be what im looking for.

I'm sure it's awful but I tried to at least have the cards playable and not use cards that didn't have a suggestive name. The art may be suggestive but that's not hard to find.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 11 - 0 Rares 31 - 0 Uncommons 34 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.05
Tokens	Saproling 1/1 G, Squirrel 1/1 G