Slime Against the Geneva Convetion

Commander / EDH Counters Mono-Green Theme/Gimmick Tokens

Kaishen021

Enchantment (13)

• 1x Branching Evolution
• 1x Colossal Majesty
• 1x Court of Garenbrig
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Greater Good
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Hardened Scales
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Primal Vigor
• 1x Sylvan Anthem
• 1x Utopia Sprawl
• 1x Virtue of Strength
• 1x Wild Growth

Instant (2)

• 1x Archdruid's Charm
• 1x Inspiring Call

Land (29)

• 29x Forest

Sorcery (42)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Explore
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Overwhelming Stampede
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 35x Slime Against Humanity
• 1x Three Visits

Artifact (7)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Emerald Medallion
• 1x Locket of Yesterdays
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spellweaver Helix
• 1x Thrumming Stone
• 1x Twinning Glass

Commander (1)

Creature (6)

• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Evolution Sage
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Rishkar, Peema Renegade

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Stupid fucking meme deck I thought of. Effectively everything in this deck that isn't a land or the card "Slime Against Humanity" is just mana ramp or buffing casts of "Slime Against Humanity". Locket of Yesterdays will get the casting cost down to a single green mana with just 2 copies in the graveyard, twinning glass is mostly there as a option if you don't get to the locket, Thrumming Stone gives you the chance of more casts per cast, and with Spellweaver helix to either double your casting of Slime or get something like Cultivate or preferably Three Visits whenever you do the one thing this deck is made to do. Then from there it is just Vorniclex to increase your ramp and slow your opponents, the usual token/counter increase/doublers in mono-green, and a couple card draw and/or search options. As said, most of what this deck does revolves around casting Slime Against Humanity, so just play stuff and cast slime and eventually it will work. Maybe.

Date added	4 months
Last updated	1 month
Splash colors	G
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 14 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 44 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.93
Tokens	Ooze 0/0 G, The Monarch