Wanna See My Cringe Compilation?

Canadian Highlander* Aggro BR (Rakdos) Burn Jank

Vesperce

Sorcery (18)

• 1x Arc Trail
• 1x Blightning
• 1x Breaking Point
• 1x Browbeat
• 1x Bump in the Night
• 1x Chain Lightning
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Flame Rift
• 1x Forked Bolt
• 1x Incendiary Flow
• 1x Lava Blister
• 1x Lava Spike
• 1x Pain's Reward
• 1x Rift Bolt
• 1x Skullscorch
• 1x Sovereign's Bite
• 1x Sword-Point Diplomacy
• 1x Tyrant's Choice

Creature (17)

• 1x Abbot of Keral Keep
• 1x Bedlam Reveler
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Dualcaster Mage
• 1x Electrostatic Field
• 1x Flame-Wreathed Phoenix
• 1x Ghitu Lavarunner
• 1x Goblin Guide
• 1x Grim Lavamancer
• 1x Guttersnipe
• 1x Monastery Swiftspear
• 1x Oracle of Bones
• 1x Pain Seer
• 1x Thermo-Alchemist
• 1x Vexing Devil
• 1x Vial Smasher the Fierce
• 1x Young Pyromancer

Instant (14)

• 1x Blazing Salvo
• 1x Dash Hopes
• 1x Incinerate
• 1x Kolaghan's Command
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Mages' Contest
• 1x Molten Influence
• 1x Risk Factor
• 1x Runeflare Trap
• 1x Searing Blaze
• 1x Searing Blood
• 1x Shard Volley
• 1x Skullcrack
• 1x Smash to Smithereens

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They told me "Punisher Cards are bad, don't play them." So I made a deck pretty much every punisher card that I thought would be remotely playable. It's probably terrible, but I'm doing it for the memes and to cause maximum tilt (either me tilting, or my opponents). Deck is a work in progress. Give me reccomendations in the comments, please.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Card Score	0 / 0
Legality	This deck is not Canadian Highlander legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 18 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	49
Avg. CMC	2.29
Tokens	Elemental 1/1 R