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You can set yourself on fire, But you're never gunna burn...

Legacy painter, that one deck in the format that your crazy guy that you're pretty sure is likely to have set up a largescale cocaine smuggling ring a few years ago plays. This deck is... certainly something. Basically it does a lot of stupid crazy things then just kind of wins.


Let's go to the line up, shall we?

The Torturer: Painter's Servant - Half of our combo wombo, little guy doesn't know just how special he is. He's real good at making people Blue in the face, if you know what I mean. Running People on the Grindstone is his specialty; he likes to send em through feet first.

The Rocket Scientist: Goblin Welder - Some guy that we found in the Bronx, he's got a knack for fixing things that are broken, and breaking things that are fixed. I call him Trixie because of all the neat tricks that he does, but that usually ends with me getting a wrench thrown at me.

The Fucking Arsonist: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage - This chick is bonkos crazy. Set our whole store room up in flames once because her date flaked out on her. She's real good when we can get her to work with us, but we never really know if she's going to, ya know?

Mike Love: Imperial Recruiter - This guy's one of our OGs, been with me since day 1. He doesn't do much physical work no more, but he's real good at settin us up with fresh meat. Jail bait, beatnecks, people down on their luck, we'll take any of em, and he delivers.

Brian Wilson: Phyrexian Revoker - This little guy always wanted to be like his dad and bounce at a club. He's a bit small, but the heart is there. We can sometimes find work for him.

Dennis Wilson: Magus of the Moon - Alright, listen. I don't know what the hell is up with this guy. He comes and goes, and when he comes, he fucks shit up. He's always mumbling about something, asking me when the next Blood Moon is supposed to happen. "Listen buddy, I ain't no freakin astronaut", I tell him. Sweet guy though once ya get to know him. Not very well liked by anyone outside our group though. He likes to tell people what they can and can't do, and as long as he can back that up, I don't gotta problem with that.

(I couldn't think of how to phrase this, so Pyroblast is a metaphor for cocaine here)


Alright guys, that's the deck. If you actually want to know how it's played, just ask me about it. If you liked the deck, drop a +1, and if you want to chit chat about it let me know what's up in the comments. Thanks

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Revision 12 See all

(6 years ago)

-4 Bloodstained Mire main
+1 Chandra, Torch of Defiance main
+1 City of Traitors main
+1 Daretti, Scrap Savant main
-1 Ensnaring Bridge side
+1 Ethersworn Canonist side
-1 Goblin Welder main
+1 Great Furnace main
-2 Grindstone main
+1 Hope of Ghirapur main
+1 Imperial Recruiter main
-2 Koth of the Hammer side
-1 Lotus Petal main
-1 Manic Vandal side
-1 Phyrexian Revoker side
+1 Plateau main
+1 Pyrite Spellbomb main
+2 Pyroclasm side
+1 Ratchet Bomb side
-1 Red Elemental Blast main
and 26 other change(s)
Top Ranked
  • Achieved #5 position overall 8 years ago
Date added 9 years
Last updated 6 years
Splash colors W
Legality

This deck is Legacy legal.

Rarity (main - side)

18 - 0 Mythic Rares

19 - 6 Rares

4 - 7 Uncommons

12 - 2 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.15
Tokens Emblem Chandra, Torch of Defiance, Emblem Daretti, Scrap Savant
Folders legacy, Cool Decks, awsomethings, Mill, good ideas, Decks to Playtest, Cool Decks (not-EDH)
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