Dimir Seizure (Twiddle n' Twitch)

Pauper* Enchantment UB (Dimir)

Billith

Enchantment (30)

• 3x Contaminated Ground
• 4x Dead Weight
• 4x Insubordination
• 4x Narcolepsy
• 4x Psychic Venom
• 1x Rhystic Deluge
• 4x Seizures
• 3x Sinister Possession
• 3x Vampiric Link

Land (20)

• 2x Ash Barrens
• 2x Barren Moor
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 3x Dimir Aqueduct
• 5x Island
• 7x Swamp

Instant (6)

• 3x Early Frost
• 3x Twiddle

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Sovereign's Bite

Creature (2)

• 2x Grim Guardian

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Sideboard

Instant (6)

• 1x Annul
• 1x Crypt Incursion
• 1x Dispel
• 1x Echoing Decay
• 2x Hydroblast

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Choking Sands
• 2x Divest
• 2x Duress
• 1x Shrivel

Artifact (2)

• 2x Nihil Spellbomb

Creature (1)

• 1x Vodalian Zombie

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Maybeboard

Instant (18)

• 4x Ajani's Presence
• 3x Daze
• 4x Ephemeral Shields
• 3x Hoodwink
• 4x Twitch

Creature (10)

• 4x Crypt Rats
• 4x Heliod's Pilgrim
• 2x Ironclad Slayer

Land (7)

• 4x Orzhov Basilica
• 3x Scoured Barrens

Enchantment (8)

• 4x Guilty Conscience
• 4x Journey to Nowhere

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Sunlance

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This used to be a modification of Discord_Boi's WB Stop Hitting Yourself Pauper Deck, found here. It has since become something of its own.

What's in a name?

Seizures + Twiddle

Twitch has since been removed due to high CMC

The Idea

Enchant creatures with Vampiric Link to buy yourself enough time to cast Seizures, Insubordination or Sinister Possession. Then Twiddle/Rhystic Deluge them to death.

Alternatively, Narcolepsy is a good way to persistently make Seizures an issue.

Power up Grim Gaurdian with 37 noncreature enchantments

Slow down your nonblack opponent with Contaminated Ground, chip at them with Psychic Venom, then finish them off with Early Frost.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	1 year
Exclude colors	W
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.75
Folders	Tier 1 Jank Pauper