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The NSA

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Here at the NSA, we want you to know that you have complete and total privacy. Except for when you don't.

Telepathy -- We're like Santa Claus. Except we don't JUST know when you're sleeping and awake.

Nevermore -- I know what you're thinking. And that's against the law.

Inquisition of Kozilek -- Like the Spanish one, but with more tentacles.

Phyrexian Revoker -- Our public policy is completely against the use of drones. No drones here. These are not the drones you are looking for.

Cabal Therapist -- We saw you through the monitor. You appear stressed. Don't worry, we've already scheduled the appointment. No, you can't call it off.

Thoughtseize -- You mistyped "treasure" this morning when you made that post about how the NSA is our greatest source of treason. Don't worry, we've fixed it for you.

Path to Exile -- you are no longer a citizen of this great country.

Bitterblossom -- Don't you love the pitter-patter of tiny feet? And tiny eyes, watching your every move.

Remand -- we saw your search history. Best be on good behavior from now on.

Think Twice before breaking the law. You know what, we'll just do the thinking for you.

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Revision 3 See all

(6 years ago)

+4 Cabal Therapist main
+2 Conjurer's Ban main
+2 Council of the Absolute main
+3 Dispossess main
+3 Gideon's Intervention main
+1 Inquisition of Kozilek main
+2 Meddling mage main
-1 Path to Exile main
-2 Phyrexian Revoker main
+1 Think Twice main
+2 Thoughtseize main