"Heads are going to roll if everything isn't perfect for my game tonight!"

Roared Pippa as she stormed through the palace halls, eagerly looking for someone to unburden her wrath upon. Unfortunately for the wandering sprocketeer clicking his attachments had caught the ear of the disgruntled duchess as she barreled toward him in a ranting, blind furry. "What do you think you're doing!?" she asked the befuddled brass bumbler who bulked under the abrasive boast of his verbal assailant. "Toggling." he said, meekishly. "Toggling?" she inquired, her rage distilling to curiosity. "Yes, your magestiy. I am a toggler by trade. Taught all the tricks and traps of the top togglists this side of the kingdom." He said, now with a bit more spine now that the pressure of wrath had wavered. "And what do you toggle?" she said, now testing the prowess of this esteemed toggler, "I toggle all that take toggling. Somethings can get out of line and need a push in the right direction. Sometimes a number doesn't need to go somewhere, so they call me to toggle between it and my stockpile." "You have a stockpile of numbers to toggle new calculations?" the duchess asked. "Correct." the Toggler said bluntly. They stared blankly at one one another before the duchess, in a more refined composure, spoke thus, "Come to the game room by three minutes past the last 5 minutes of the next hour squared. You shall be my computent to help run the weekly ritual of "Miniatures and Merriment" between I, the Chicken A La King, and our esteemed guest, The Earl of Squirrel. Now, go and retrieve your numbers. I'll be expecting high rolls or, heads will roll, otherwise." The Duchess now thoroughly pleased in her threats, went on in a much more delighted composure, the esteemed togglist sprocketeer, however, seemed to hasten his nervous ticks of his ratchets as he feverishly worked through the quandary that was his intended arrival that fallowing evening...

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100% Casual

Competitive

Date added 4 years
Last updated 4 years
Legality

This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

3 - 0 Mythic Rares

24 - 0 Rares

18 - 0 Uncommons

22 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.25
Tokens 4/4 O Token Creature Dragon, Goblin 1/1 R, Spider 1/2 G, Squirrel 1/1 G, Wurm 5/5 G
Folders Silver Border
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