Squirrel Dealer

Squirrel Dealer

Creature — Raccoon Lizard Bird

When Squirrel Dealer enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If he or she does, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

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Format Legality
Limited Legal
Pauper Legal
Unformat Legal
Casual Legal
Custom Legal
Quest Magic Legal

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Squirrel Dealer Discussion

Housegheist on Squirrel Infestation

1 month ago

Finally we get some squirrel suppport. Currently I'm working on a squirrel deck too - even if i know, that it will be a more... meme-like or fun-deck than somewhat competitive. I saw, you're suggest using Earl of Squirrel , so your playgroup doesn't mind using Silver Bordereds? Then I have a few silver bordered suggestions: Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher - pump effect and cute acorn-counter Squirrel Dealer - Funny card though Squirrel Farm - funny token creator

others: Ivy Lane Denizen - pumps your army

Scurry Oak - can go nuts with Ivy Lane Denizen ... get it? it goes nuts :D

Vanquisher's Banner - anthem and draw effect

Realmwalker - plays Top-cards and counts as a squirrel

Witch's Oven Sac-Outlet and the food-token generates a new Squirrel with Chatterfang

Vivien, Monsters' Advocate - generates Tokens which works well with chatterfang plus tutor-ish effect Sylvan Anthem - Anthem and card quality even on tokens

Swarmyard - regenerates squirrels

Return of the Wildspeaker - extraordinary strong card

Ohran Frostfang - let your opponent choose between trading or to let you draw cards.

Moldervine Reclamation - dying creatures wont hurt you anymore

Mimic Vat - See Moldervine Reclamation but repeatable

Adaptive Automaton - Anthem effect for Squirrels

Beastmaster Ascension - huge anthem

Creakwood Liege - Anthem and token generator

Ezuri's Predation - REmoval which works prett well with tokens

Bramble Sovereign - Because i love this card

Housegheist on Snacky Squirrels

1 month ago

Sorry for doubleposting, but i can't edit for some reason... if your playgroup doesn't mind plaing Silverbordered or Cards from Un-Sets, Squirrel Dealer , Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher or Earl of Squirrel would be some nice and flavourful additions.

SquirrelPenguin on Quest for weirdness

1 year ago

Ok then, Drannith Healer.

Squirrel Dealer in unformat/casual.

Skullion123 on Squirrel Song [CMDR]

2 years ago

If your playgroup is okay with it (I'm pretty sure mine would be, so it's worth asking), I would recommend running some of the unset squirrels like Earl of Squirrel or Squirrel Dealer.

Lame_Duck on

3 years ago

Maybe Cogmentor instead of the Squirrel Dealer, then. And Watermarket would help you turbo out your more expensive cards.

Lame_Duck on

3 years ago

Do you want the deck to be exclusively Unstable cards? Because Goblin Bookie would probably be better than Squirrel Dealer if you're willing to include other Un-sets.