Technically still blockable

Casual Casual Combo Jank Unblockable

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Other blocker restrictions (14)

• 1x Agility Bobblehead
• 1x Artifact Ward
• 1x Bothersome Quasit
• 1x Hedgewitch's Mask
• 1x Infiltrator's Magemark
• 1x Kulrath Knight
• 1x Legion Loyalist
• 1x Midnight Pathlighter
• 1x Raging River
• 1x Skyblinder Staff
• 1x Sonorous Howlbonder
• 1x Space Beleren
• 1x The Black Gate
• 1x Wrecking Ball Arm

Blocker restrictions by creature type (9)

• 1x Blazing Torch
• 1x Departed Deckhand
• 1x Frenetic Raptor
• 1x Frost Fair Lure Fish
• 1x Gornog, the Red Reaper
• 1x Invisibility
• 1x Serpent of Yawning Depths
• 1x Shifting Sliver
• 1x Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor

Niche Utility (2)

• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Moonlace

Attacker (1)

• 1x Ghost of Ramirez DePietro

Evasion ability (7)

• 1x Burrowing
• 1x Chitinous Cloak
• 1x Executioner's Hood
• 1x Leshrac's Rite
• 1x Shadow Rift
• 1x Sun Quan, Lord of Wu
• 1x Wings of Velis Vel

Blocker tax (3)

• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Awesome Presence
• 1x War Cadence

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Sideboard

Un- blockable (2)

• 1x Plot Armor
• 1x Proper Laboratory Attire

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Maybeboard

Other (6)

• 1x Dryad's Favor
• 1x Fishliver Oil
• 1x Marisi, Breaker of the Coil
• 1x Overwhelming Splendor
• 1x Staff of the Ages
• 1x Twins of Discord

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Have all permanents in play, all instants and sorceries cast on Ghost of Ramirez DePietro, and all Auras and Equipment attached to Spooky Ramirez. If it, Legion Loyalist, and Archangel of Tithes attack, Dead Guy DePietro can only be blocked by three or more colorless non-artifact non-token legendary Sliver Spirit Wall creatures that are also at least one of Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus, or Serpent, with exactly 3 power and no more than 2 toughness and the abilities reach, haste, horsemanship, defender, and shadow, but aren't Beasts, Cowards, Humans, Rats, Survivors, Vampires or Zombies (so no changelings), don't have any counters, and aren't goaded. Also, the blocking player can only have basic Forests, Islands, and Plains, must have six times as many potential blockers as strictly needed, must have less life than another player, and has to pay {4} + {X} per blocker, where {X} is whatever you paid for War Cadence.

For the purpose of this exercise, the defender can't directly remove or negate any abilities. The intent is to create a nearly unblockable attacker and find a way to solve the attack, not simply make the attack irrelevant. Sudden Spoiling + Strip Bare isn't an answer. Leyline of Anticipation + FarewellGC definitely isn't an answer.

Interactions and utility Show

Blood Moon + Burrowing = can't be blocked if defender has nonbasic lands or Mountains

Executioner's Hood + Moonlace = can only be blocked by colorless creatures

Raging River + Space Beleren = can only be blocked by creatures in the same sector and the same river split

Hedgewitch's Mask + Wrecking Ball Arm = can only be blocked by creatures with exactly 3 power

Sonorous Howlbonder + Chitinous Cloak = can't be blocked by fewer than three creatures

Wings of Velis Vel + Skyblinder Staff = can only be blocked by creatures with reach

Wings of Velis Vel also supports Frost Fair Lure Fish, Gornog, the Red Reaper, Hungry Lynx, Serpent of Yawning Depths, and Shifting Sliver

Other notes: Artifact Ward won't unattach Equipment if it's played after all the Equipment is already attached.

The mana requirement can be increased with more copies of Awesome Presence and Archangel of Tithes, but I'm sticking with singleton to show the concept.

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One way to block it Show

Creatures are legendary

• Mirror Gallery

• Leyline of Singularity

Creatures are Sliver Spirit Wall sea monsters

• 18x crewed Lifecraft Engine, one for each creature type plus enough to get three blockers for every Raging River/Space Beleren split (use clone effects like Mirrormade or Phyrexian Metamorph to avoid token copies, three of these are the actual blockers)

Creatures have 3 power and 2 or less toughness

• Kudo, King Among Bears + Make a Stand

Remove types and colors

• Neurok Transmuter (use last ability on each Engine)

• 3x Moonlace, one for each blocking Engine

Give abilities

• Spidersilk Armor

• Leyline of Anticipation + 3x Guard Duty Sky Tether, or Candletrap (or get 18x copies of one of these, one for each potential blocker)

• Concordant Crossroads

• Shadow Sliver

• Sun Quan, Lord of Wu

Extra failsafe

• Asceticism prevents targeting by Bothersome Quasit and Gornog, the Red Reaper

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Some of the landwalk enchantments are maybeboarded until I figure out a way to block this thing using fewer basic land types. Noting Staff of the Ages, but that might be on the wrong side of the "defender can only affect their own board" rule.

How can this be made even more unblockable, but not actually 100% unblockable?

Top Ranked	Achieved #6 position overall 1 month ago
Date added	2 months
Last updated	3 weeks
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 10 - 0 Rares 11 - 1 Uncommons 10 - 1 Commons
Cards	36
Avg. CMC	2.80
Tokens	Dungeon: Dungeon of the Mad Mage, Dungeon: Lost Mine of Phandelver, Dungeon: Tomb of Annihilation, Fish 1/1 U, Fish 1/1 U, Goblin 1/1 R, Skeleton 1/1 B, Survivor 1/1 R, The Atropal, Treasure
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