Come one, come all to the greatest performance of your lives!
Witness the spectacle, the performance, the GORE! For her first ever live performance Judith, the Scourge Diva and her marvelous entourage will amaze you with their ferocity, versatility, and deadly persistence. What's the show you ask? Well let me tantalize your ears with the acts which accompany miss Judith.
So what's a show without an opening act? May I say her opening act slays like no other. We start off with the mind blowing performance of a trio variety act. Legion Loyalist will come in at a blazing speed and knock you off your feet before you even know what happened. Knight of the Ebon Legion is the type of showman that feeds off his fellow performers performance quality. The better they perform, the better of a performer he becomes. Then there's Bloodsoaked Champion, our death defying human. Don't be fooled if he takes an early dive, some encouragement from his friends he's back on his feet just as strong as ever.
But what's an early show without some great displays of magic and fireworks. Be amazed as Play with Fire dazzles you with its heat and power. Or would you rather face death with Fatal Push don't be fooled by it's small look of power, the right trigger and this spell will easily take out someone twice your size!
Alas the opening act is just the teaser. We have to get into the meat of the show. Th magnificent acts which build us up to Judith's breakout performance! We have wonders from all over the world. Can you handle the fearsome Skyclave Shade? You think he's small but if your not careful he can appear when you least expect him and more ferocious than ever! What about the curious sentient automaton Scrapheap Scrounger? He may look harmless but he feeds off the corpses of his dead allies. So even if they may die, he will use them to continue on. Or what about our dazzling Rix Maadi Reveler? He can take anything you have and turn it into something else. But keep in mind you might not like what he gives you in return. You may get more or even less. But his true magnificence comes when he turns nothing into your wildest hopes and dreams. I wonder if he could turn out friend Bloodsoaked Champion into something else? And if so could our friend return to us? Wouldn't that be a fearsome sight?
But don't get to caught up into these acts because then you may miss our main event and find yourself caught unaware when the foreboding Dreadbore sets his eyes on you. However if you manage to make it through our opening act, our fabulous creature showcase, and avoid the many spells and sights which amaze then you will see the main event.
This would bring us to the coup de grace as they say. The most important act of the night! Judith, the Scourge Diva!!! Don't let her small frame and and sultry voice fool you dear friends. Her act is to die for! Every part of the show becomes part of her act. She will work her friends until they put on the performance of a life time, or die trying. And if then the show has not sated your hunger, Judith will happily continue to use some of the acts over and over and OVER again until everyone has had their fill.
But even then, if that is not enough miss Judith will bring out her surprise guest. A woman after her own heart who also has an act that slays, Liliana, Heretical Healer
. Like Judith, Liliana only performs best when the others around her go all out. Then if you are lucky, if one manages to give the performance of a life time, Liliana will change her outfit and join Judith as center stage of the show putting on a show that you will tell your friends, family, and loved ones about.
If by the end of this wonderous event you still feel it wasn't enough, a simple Kolaghan's Command may change that tune and bring back some of the performer's for an encore. However I will say this my friend, you are begging for too much then and find yourself in a situation you did not want to be before.
So there it is folks. The line up for the show of a lifetime. With amazing performances, captivating spectacles, and all the chaos and mayhem a performance like this demands. Don't hold out for something better because this act is only good for 2 to 3 showtimes at most and will never disappoint every time.
So join me when you see us roll into town and behold the grand display of Judith's Opening Night!
